A list of puns related to "Fritz Weaver"
I saw the same one that Tony was watching early on in "All Due Respect."
I'm watching 'Deep Space Nine' with my kids. Yes, I know, not the best Trek series there is, but I'm a completist. So we're watching an episode called 'Tribunal' where O'Brien is arrested by the Cardassians and subjected to a show trial that is preordained to find him guilty and be executed. And I'm delighted to see that the great Fritz Weaver ('Third from the Sun', 'The Obsolete Man') plays the role of the counsel for the defense, whose only real job in this kangaroo court system is to speed things up by getting his 'clients' to plead guilty and save everyone a lot of time.
Watching the episode, with Weaver trying his damnedest to convince O'Brien that the insanity of Cardassian jurisprudence is really best for everyone, you can imagine he might have trod the boards in many a theatre acting in Kafka's 'The Trial', either on the side of the prosecuted, or prosecutor. Such is the amazing range of Weaver.
He has a great bit at the end, where through the machinations of O'Brien's comrades on DS9, he becomes a first in the highly efficient Cardassian justice system and gets off. Weaver sits perplexed among the chaos, hands in the air, asking what has possibly happened? "You won!", somebody informs him. "They're going to kill me..." is Weaver's resigned reply. It was a wonderful treat to see a TZ alum still impressing in the genre, making for a good episode in a flawed series.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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