I told her no. I didn't want her clothes to get wet.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
I call him Dr. Awkward
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
I told him I don’t knead the dough, but I do get a rise out of it
I said "Go on then!!"
Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.
Apparently he's a bit Turklish.
He smelled funny the whole day.
The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.
"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."
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I was adding insult to injury
I asked Y not?
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I have to make every second Count.
I replied when it becomes apparent
Can we be friends?
It means a lot to them.
Then again, I get where he’s coming from.
They microwave
A taxi
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
We call him Los now.
They're terms of endeerment.
It was a light roast!
I won.
The only problem with him is that he's so high strung.
I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
Now he's just Dav.
I thinks he's trying to be Coy with me.
He really gets a kick out of it.
I just figured it was thyme.
Upon closer inspection of their samples, I decided they were pieces of crap.
Jack and the beans talk!
It was pretty humerus
He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
Theres this Jewish man who has a son who leaves home and decides to convert to Christianity. He confides in his friend who goes “dude you’re not gonna believe this, my son did the same thing he left home, came back and was all of a sudden Christian.” They decided this problem was getting out of hand so they go see their Rabbi and ask him what to do. The Rabbi goes “you’re not gonna believe this my son also left home and converted to Christianity. This is getting out of hand we have to talk to God”. So they go to God and tell him their stories about how Christianity is running rampant through their community and ask for his guidance. God says “Guys you’re not gonna believe this.”
I said, "Y not?"
I said y not?
