Jangly guitars, driving bass, dancy drums.
this sorta stuff, really.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
New Music Friday is the weekly thread dedicated to cataloging all the Album/EP releases that came out this week, including non-subreddit relevant releases. This is also a great place to discuss these albums, or bring to our attention other albums released this week.
>❓ "this seems intriguing after a cursory look"
>⭐ "im interested in this for one reason or another"
>❤️ "ive been waiting for weeks, months/i'm absolutely in love with this"
❓ Pond - 9
Label: Spinning Top
Genre: Neo-Psychedelia, Alternative Dance
illuminati hotties - Let Me Do One More
Label: n/a
Genre: Indie Rock, Pop Punk, Noise Pop
Hovvdy - True Love
Label: Grand Jury
Genre: Indie Pop, Americana
❓ Full of Hell - Garden of Burning Apparitions
Label: Relapse
Genre: Deathgrind, Power Eletronics
Explosions in the Sky - Big Bend (An Original Soundtrack for Public Television)
Label: n/a
Genre: Film Score, Post-Rock, Ambient
Strand of Oaks - In Heaven
Label: Thirty Tigers
Genre: Heartland Rock
Boy Scouts - Wayfinder
Label: n/a
Genre: Indie Rock, Indie Pop
Marlin's Dreaming - Hasten
Label: n/a
Genre: Indie Pop, Neo-Psychedelia
Ducks Ltd. - Modern Fiction
Label: Carpark
Genre: Jangle Pop, Indie Pop
❓ The Body & BIG|BRAVE - Leaving None But Small Birds
Label: Thrill Jockey
Genre: Free Folk, Psychedelic Folk, Experimental Rock
Sylvie - Sylvie (EP)
Label: Terrible
Genre: Indie Rock, Indie Pop
Gustaf - Audio Drag for Ego Slobs
Label: Royal Mountain
Genre: Post-Punk, Indie Rock
❓ **YUNGMORPHEUS & Eyedress - [Affable
... keep reading on reddit ➡The doctor says it terminal.
#DUE OCTOBER 10TH!! If you need an extension, please DM one of us hosts, or let us know on Discord!
Hello popheads, and welcome to the long anticipated Indie Pop Rock Rate!
Let me take you on a trip back to the early 2010’s. Pandora was the most popular internet music streaming service and had 4 and a half times as many active users as Spotify, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was living her best life as a college student, and famous pop star and Battleship actress Rihanna collaborated with MAC Cosmetics to release a small makeup line, that surely wouldn't distract her from her music career whatsoever. Life was good, the summers were bright, warm and punctuated by the car speakers playing Indie Pop Rock.
I'm /u/RandomHypnotica, one of the lovely hosts for this rate, and I’m joined by the one and only u/cremeebrulee! When I first submitted this rate all the way back in July 2018, I had no idea how many times I would be submitting it, how many rates would come and go since, and how many devoted fans this rate would get, but we’ve made it here and I’m so excited. These 4 albums were incredibly influential on my taste in music, they introduced me to the world of indie music, which in turn led me to r/indieheads, and then in 2017 when I was looking for a place to discuss Melodrama I ended up here. Now I’m a hopeless popheads addict, an established rater, and a full-grown adult (a rarity on this sub). It’s been a long journey, but I'm so excited to share these albums with you (and afraid of how much you’ll hurt them, you absolute monsters).
Without further ado, here are the albums we’ll be rating:
Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
> As the oldest band in this rate, Phoenix have had a long and interesting career. First formed in the 1990s the band consisted of vocalist Thomas Mars, bassist Deck d'Arcy and guitarists Chris Mazzalai and Laurent Brancowitz, the latter of which was in a short-lived rock band Darlin', with Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, who went on to form this [little-known act](https://i.scdn.co/image/a
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
