A list of puns related to "French English"
Well, un deux trois quatre cinq.
Because they're les dents
I like ten.
When someone ask if I can see them, I will tell them that not only I can see them, but many many people including me, "We" can see them by answering "Yes, Oui SΓ Ja." (Yes we see ya)
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
The english cat, known by her owners as 123 won. Because the french cat, known by his owners as an du twa, cat sank.
The English cat braced herself, and said βOne, two, three!β. The cat swam across. The French cat braced herself, and said βUn, deux, troisβ―!β Cat sank.
He said, "oui, wee."
She's a bit of a Polly-gloat.
They even eliminated tea entirely from their pronunciations.
-Oui
I said, "well, it's still all just written in sign language"
A Two-Deux list.
and says 'That's acute accent.'
Do you remember how to count to 10 in french?
Ok Good.
So there are two cats, an English cat and a French cat and they are trying to make it across a river.
The english cat is named "one,two,three" and the french cat is named "Un, duex, trois". Which cat makes it across the river?
... The English cat because the un duex trois quatre cinq
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