An English cat named ABC challenges a French cat named 123 to a swim across the English Channel, from the UK to France. They both swim hard, but only the English cat makes it. What happened to the other cat?

Well, un deux trois quatre cinq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
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Why do French teeth weigh less on average than English teeth?

Because they're les dents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-A-G-S
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Pardon me but I live in France and am writing this by Google Translate. Thank my God for modern day technology. I am speaking French into my phone this moment and I get the English translation. Father, if you are reading this, I need to tell you about my true sexuality and why I have no girlfriend.

I like ten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
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How can I speak English, French, Spanish and German at the same time?

When someone ask if I can see them, I will tell them that not only I can see them, but many many people including me, "We" can see them by answering "Yes, Oui SΓ­ Ja." (Yes we see ya)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vol_the_fox
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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Two cats, one french one english had a race across the channel.

The english cat, known by her owners as 123 won. Because the french cat, known by his owners as an du twa, cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooSketches7308
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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An English cat and a French cat tried to swim across a creek.

The English cat braced herself, and said β€œOne, two, three!”. The cat swam across. The French cat braced herself, and said β€œUn, deux, troisβ€―!” Cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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An English man, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are watching a man juggle... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuukPN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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The French translation of this brand is an intentional English pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satanaphobia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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I asked my French friend if he knew what the word "pipi" translated to in English...

He said, "oui, wee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My parrot does nothing but brag about how good she is in English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Russian.

She's a bit of a Polly-gloat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h2g2_researcher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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The French really hated the English

They even eliminated tea entirely from their pronunciations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesmondKenway
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Asked my French roommate the English vowels except e,a.

-Oui

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nibir204
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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We were driving through Quebec when my wife commented on how cool it was that the highway signs were in two languages, English and French.

I said, "well, it's still all just written in sign language"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatherBeSkiing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What is an English to French dictionary called?

A Two-Deux list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Bonheur is French for happiness. Boner is English for a good time. Coincidence?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electricdog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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An English E meets a French Γ‰

and says 'That's acute accent.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonny_Segment
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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A French Cat and an English Cat cross a river.

Do you remember how to count to 10 in french?

Ok Good.

So there are two cats, an English cat and a French cat and they are trying to make it across a river.

The english cat is named "one,two,three" and the french cat is named "Un, duex, trois". Which cat makes it across the river?

... The English cat because the un duex trois quatre cinq

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