Free Bird Puns

A list of puns related to "Free Bird"

My local pet shop is having a Buy One, Get One Free sale on birds

The slogan is: One good tern deserves another.

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👤︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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The most successful business I ever had was selling free-range birds

My merchandise was flying off the shelves!

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👤︎ u/wondering-knight
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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Free Legless Bird

No perches necessary

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👤︎ u/shopcounterbill
📅︎ May 12 2019
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Just saw Mark Knopfler walking down the Road...

He was carrying a 19th century French masterpiece under his arm and a cage with 2 baby birds in his hand.

I asked how much they were and he said, "I got my Monet for nothing and the Chicks for free".

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👤︎ u/adfunk101
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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