Franz Roh Puns

Rules I set:

• This is exclusively TV broadcasts. PPVs are not included here.
• This is all stuff pulled from Cagematch.net, except for the Dynamite appearance which I pulled from Fite.tv and doublechecked to see that he was named and it was part of the tv broadcast.
• Every appearance here had Jerry Lynn actually be specifically named and/or discussed by commentary (even if briefly).
• Every appearance was actually broadcast on TV. No dark matches.
• Every appearance is the earliest listed appearance for that show, except for on Dynamite where Jerry has appeared in tonnes of non-match segments and been name dropped & discussed by commentary. For him I just pulled any segment I could remember and track down.

Appearances:

• WWF Wrestling Challenge - 16 May 1989, tag w. Ray Brown vs The Twin Towers (Akeem & Big Boss Man)
• USWA TV (United States Wrestling Association) - 19 January 1991, tag w. Cody Michaels vs The Fabulous Ones (Stan Lane & Steve Keirn)
• GWF TV (Global Wrestling Federation) - 11 July 1991, vs Randy Rhodes
• SMW TV (Smokey Mountain) - 2 February 1992, vs Killer Kyle
• WWF Superstars - 25 April 1995, vs Rad Radford
• WCW Monday Nitro - 9 October 1995, vs Sabu
• WCW Saturday Night - 27 September 1995, vs Barry Houston
• WCW Worldwide - 16 November 1995, vs Koji Kanemoto
• WCW Main Event - 24 March 1996, vs Dean Malenko
• NJPW TV, BOSJ tour televised - 28 May 1996, tag with Dean Malenko vs Emilio Charles Jr. & Franz Schuhmann
• WWF Main Event - 23 August 1997, vs Taka
• ECW Hardcore TV - 13 March 1998, 6-man tag w/ Chris Chetti & Lance Storm vs Bam Bam Bigelow, Chris Candido & Shane Douglas
• ECW on TNN - 26 August 1999, vs Rob Van Dam
• WWF Sunday Night Heat - 29 April 2001, vs Crash
• WWF Jakked - 30 April 2001, vs Kevin Krueger
• WWF Smackdown - 1 May 2001, vs Grandmaster Sexay
• WWF Raw - 7 May 2001, vs Crash, Grandmaster Sexay and Taka
• TNA Xplosion - 4 June 2003, vs Dylan Kage
• TNA Impact - 15 January 2007, vs Austin Starr, Chris Sabin & Senshi
• ROH on HDnet - 28 February 2009, vs Delirious
• Impact Wrestling - 28 June 2011, vs Rob Van Dam, AJ Styles and Daniels
• AEW Dynamite - 4 February 2021, Giving away Penelope Ford to Kip Sabian at the wedding.

shoutouts to u/tehfro who pointed out the importance of GWF & USWA to me. They're now on the list

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.

But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me.

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.