I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
The doctor says it terminal.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Going in, I did not expect the book’s preface to read like a BDSM erotica fanfiction. Images of Casso’s musculature and a “folded mushroom” are now permanently etched into my brain. It left me more confused than the boy’s locker room after an intense gym class. I was puzzled but intrigued. What exactly did I just sign up for? I found, Gaspipe: Confessions of a Mafia Boss written by Philip Carlo in 2009, to be the most conflicting Mafia book I have read so far. If you thought Sammy Gravano was in love with himself, you have seen nothing yet. The official author on the cover might say “Phil Carlo”, but make no mistake about it, this book was written by Anthony Casso for Anthony Casso. While we do get glimpses of the truth and honest motivations that fueled Gaspipe, too often we veer off reality into nonsensical fantasy and outright falsehoods. Ultimately, we get a cautionary tale about the consequences of abuse and mismanagement. Anthony Casso managed to destroy a thriving criminal enterprise within a couple of years by being greedy and abusive to his underlings. Gaspipe’s nightmares came alive when he passed without the respect of his peers and the benefits of a government cooperator. While the book itself is not very good, it almost has to be read out of respect to Casso’s stature and infamy in “the life” alone. I want to further break down my thoughts into The Good, The Bad, and Mia Figlia.
The Good
One thing I really liked about this book was Anthony Casso being unashamed about why he joined La Cosa Nostra and all that came with it. It wasn’t due to family pressure or using it as a way to belong to something or even to gain respect and become an “honoured” man. Casso liked the flashy pinkie rings, the expensive suits, the luxury cars and the attention from women that Mafiosi in his neighborhood enjoyed. Gaspipe enjoyed beating the system, both legitimate and illegitimate and joining the mob was the fastest path to amassing riches and brightening one’s future. While someone like Michael Franzese came across as almost feeling guilty when talking about his newfound wealth, Casso bragged about his sharkskin suits and his expensive wines unapologetically. It was like reading braggadocio rap in book form, Casso’s journey from “rags” to riches. We saw the high point and luxury of the Mafia life, the allure of it, the thrill. They could do anything; the rules didn’t apply. We saw how intoxicating it was and why the general public is so attracted to t
... keep reading on reddit ➡But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
At work, I have a workstation.
edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard
