A list of puns related to "Fort Campbell"
It actually makes this place super nice when it's not overflowing with super moto CSMs and long lines everywhere.
Long story short, I canβt find a fucking house in TN. Everything I like I get outbid because Iβm using a VA loan. Donβt really have a lot of money to throw on an appraisal gap because honestly I donβt want to be overpaying for a house.
I PCS in March. I know Iβm really getting close to having to find a place, so I thought about KY. Can someone give me pros/cons to Kentucky vs Tennessee?
While youβre at it Iβll have a #7, but with a soft taco and a Baja blast.
It's over troops. We're all gonna die.
The base is shutdown, commanders are huddled under their desks while the first sergeants are blank faced with the thousand mile stare. My first line called me up to make sure I was gonna make it and if I have enough food to hunker down the blizzard. I told him I'm barely hanging in there but I'll live. My thermostat went down from 71 degrees room temperature to fucking 70. SEVENTY. What in the goddamn fuck. Not only that we have soldiers coming out of the woodwork, literally crawling out of the fucking snow covered earth like Canadian zombies telling everyone and their colonel that "it ain't that cold" and "you've never been to Alaska!" while they're bundled up fatter than the Michelin man. I've actually had to pull out my space heater from storage and turn that bitch on max. I got troops knocking on my door asking me "ay doc do you got some of them hand warmers? We lost ours" while they scratch their neck excessively. They're mine you cheap fucks go get your own. God you'd think the unit that was famous for it's stand at Bastogne would be used to a little snow yet here we are.
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