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πŸ‘€︎ u/danruse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2022
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Chilled for your pleasure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/disc_er
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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A gardener is planning with his partner about putting in new plants.

The gardener asks what type of flowers they are putting in. His partner says, β€œWe are planting Sneezeweed, Bee Balm, Lamb’s Ears, and Black-eyed Susans because they are the best perennials for the Pacific Northwest region.”

The gardener nodded in agreement, β€œYou have been a wonderful addition. Thank you for bringing your knowledge and experience to the garden.”

β€œIt has been a pleasure! Say, can you help me with this? I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong. I keep trying to lay this sod down, but I can’t get it to lay flat,” he confessed.

The gardener observed his partner as he attempted to lay down the sheet of grass, and came to a helpful conclusion.

The gardener explained, β€œWell, you are standing up and need to get closer to the ground. Kneel before sod.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuicklyThisWay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2022
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Why are frog dicks the best?

They ribbit for your pleasure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xerotrope
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Pleasurable Father's Day

Sitting at the table for Father's Day, my 16 year old daughter decided to be grand in her wishing me a happy father's day.

"Dad, thank you for siring me."

"You're welcome, but, the pleasure was all mine."

My mother in law glared. Everyone else laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AK_Pastor
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