Football Beer Puns

We were just having a couple beers and watching football when our waitress came by and showed us the tip she received- a $1 bill folded into an origami frog. Friend: "How do you make $1 origami frogs?" Me: "Well, first you start with $1 origami tadpoles" (collective groan)

I work at a "field house" before home football games, serving beer n' what not, and a large chunk of what I make is off of tips that come in envelopes. As I pick my envelope of tips up I hear a jingle of coins inside of the envelope. Dramatically I stop and stare at my boss,

"Everything okay?" - boss

"Yeah everything is fine, I just didn't expect this much change in my life."

The surrounding co-workers groaned at the joke, but as I am leaving a lone drunkard walks up to me, gives me a high five, and congratulates me on fatherhood.