What is a foot long and slippery?
A slipper!
What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
What did the foot exclaim when it met its long lost relative?
Ankle!
A customer ordered a foot long cold cut trio and I completely zoned out and accidentally made him a 6" meatball.
Whoops, wrong sub.
I saw my nephew after a long time, and said βWow! You must have grown a foot since I saw you last!β
He said, βNo. I still have two.β
I have a friend who was born on May 7th. Every year for his birthday I re-gift him a pristine 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it, but I have a perfect record.
It might be stupid, but it's a perfect 5/7, wood repost again.
I once knew how to make a 300 foot long Japanese omelette, but I don't anymore.
That was a long tamago.
My son just bought a 27-foot long canoe.
He told me it was really expensive because its material, kevlar, its seats, leather, and the hull, 9 yards.
A reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks, βAre you a pole vaulter?β
βNo,β says the man, βIβm German. But how did you know my name is Walter?β
What do you call an 3,14 foot long snake?
A Οthon
My family hated the two-foot long meatloaf I made.
It was widely panned.
Are you afraid of bats? Because I saw a 3 and a half foot long one in real life!
It was at a baseball game.
Did you know that a nose cannot be twelve inches long? Otherwise it would be a foot.
What do you call a three-foot-long aardvark?
a yaardvark
Whats a foot long and slippery?
A slipper.
I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long pole. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
Whatβs a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe!
I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
What's made of leather, is about a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
I have a friend who was born on July 5th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence post. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 5/7 wood post again.
what is a foot long and slippery
a slipper
TIFU by ordering the wrong $5 foot long.
Whoops wrong sub.
