Food Prep Puns

She said, "Sir, would you like me to box the rest of your meal for you?".

"Why, yes you can box it. Personally, I've always enjoyed wrestling more".

I was building a new deck at the back of my house for a grill. Then I decided that it needed a counter for food prep, holding beers, etc. Well now that I have a counter, wouldn't it be great to have an outdoor fridge? Yes, yes it would. Needless to say, the size of the deck got a little out of control.

My wife sees the framing going up and says, "What do you need all this space for?"

I say, "Grilling meat and relaxation."

She responds, "Are you planning to do yoga while you grill?"

I say, "Yes. Downward Hot Dog."

She quips, "Careful, you wouldn't want to burn your little Warrior."

I work at a fast food place so today we were prepping onions for burgers.

Me: chopping all these onions makes me cry so much.

Him: the key is to not get so Emotionally attached to them