My company just signed a contract for a documentary series on flying planes!
We're filming the pilot now
WHAT DO WE WANT? LOW FLYING PLANES! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?
I dont like flying planes, its boeing
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call a plane that flies backwards?
What's the first step to making a series about flying a plane?
a new pliot managed to successfully fly and land a plane with little experience
I'm sure his career will take off after that
I’m trying to make a joke about an uncontrollable airplane…
But, I just can’t get it to land correctly.
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
My army buddy said his unit saw a plane flying overhead with a banner saying, "Thank you for all you do."
It was not what they were expecting when they called in air support.
ive been trying to come up with new airplane jokes...
But none of them seem to land correctly...
What’s the hardest plane to fly?
This morning, Siri said "Don't call me Shirley."
I must have left my phone on Airplane mode.
I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane
We're currently filming the pilot.
Who flies a fast plane and robs ships?
I'm flying to Florida today. Best part about the plane is
Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?
I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.
The doctor says it’s terminal.
I wanna hear your best airplane puns.
I watched a documentary on how airplanes are held together
Why did the first people to fly a plane succeed?
Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"
Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."
My dad gets high all the time
If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
What Bagel can fly? A "plane" Bagel.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bitch
A friend of mine forgot how to fly a plane in a video game
Not planed, done on the fly
I'm like a bird I'll only fly a plane...
I was supposed to make a model plane that coyld fly, but it didn't work. So I decided to wing it.
I've got this terrible disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says its terminal
My 16mo son was flying his toy plane and landed it on my wife's head.
My response was 'now it's a "hair"-o-plane!'
A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
Rudolph the red nose reindeer died today at the age of 57.
The famed reindeer was seen flying over Barcelona where eye witness reports stated he was hit by a flock of seagull and a 747.
Yes it is sad, but most reports say the reindeer in Spain was hit mostly by the plane.
What do we want? Low flying planes
When do we want them? Nnnnnnnnnowwwwwwwww
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day....
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
Buy a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day...
Toss him out without a parachute and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Give a man a plane ticket, he'll fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane, he'll fly for the rest of his life
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I'm making a new documentary on how to NOT fly a plane
It's gonna be groundbreaking
I’m making a series documentary on how to fly a plane
We’re currently filming the pilot
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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