Flower Valentine Puns

A list of puns related to "Flower Valentine"

What type of flowers do sailors give on Valentine’s Day?

Forget-me-knots.

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👤︎ u/QX943
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.

Oops e-daisies.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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My wife just called me and said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day. They are absolutely gorgeous!" reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/webguy1975
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves....

They are Self Raising

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👤︎ u/drizzo87
📅︎ Feb 14 2015
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Flower

When the ugliest kid in class gets a flower from someone for valentines. What in carnation!?

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👤︎ u/NOM1001
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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