The floor is lava!

You're an idiot gary, we're volcanologists... just get the samples!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrslinkydragon
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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My wife said to me, "You're so childish...I'm leaving you."

I said, "Good luck with that, the floor is lava!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red-Beaulieu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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I told my kids were getting obsidian floors in the next house.

Then they can play the floor is lava for real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsmeagain321
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2022
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What is a volcanologist’s favourite game?

The Floor is NOT lava.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2022
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6 year old daughter's dad joke

We're watching "The Floor is Lava." One of the contestants is swinging across some bars.

She says, "she must have played on the monkey bars at school when she was a kid."

I say, "a lot of people did. I did."

She says "I played on them when I was a kid too."

That would be earlier today then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seanfish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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