Through elementary school and middle school I lived in an apartment that was built in 1905 which also happened to once be a brothel. The apartments were located next to a retirement home. If you look at the outside of my old apartment it appears to be a mansion but on the inside there are separate units. There were many overdoses in these units, a lot of the tenants if not all were addicts. When I was around 10 I actually heard a murder occur my neighbor had choked out his roommate in the hallway of our apartments. Needless to say there was a lot of negative energy there. One of the paranormal occurrences I remember is when my mom and I were home alone and I heard the voice of my brother calling my name while she was in the shower. My sister happened to also live in a unit down the hall so I went to see if my brother was there because I was so convinced I heard his voice. He wasn’t there. Another time I had a headache I was laying in my bed that happened to be in the living room and in the kitchen the bread flew off the counter and then seconds later a gravy packet also flicked off the counter as well. It was super scary I know it must’ve been feeding off my energy. I also used to wake up at 3am sitting up against the headboard of my bed which was unsettling every time. I used to feel watched 24/7 it was a fear I can’t even explain. Anyways since moving out over 8 years ago to this day I have nightmares of moving back into the apartment all the time. Unfortunately that’s my most common “dream” the apartment that scared the hell out of me as a child that taunts me as an adult. I’ll insert a link to the apartment picture number 14 is the hallways the guy was murdered in.
Hey all, I just finished survivor season 20 HvV and wanted to air my thoughts.
First off, great cast and overall great season.
Just gonna rift on the cast
Coach - was kind of a meme on this season compared to Tocantins, side character who had little to no impact.
Courtney - invisible
J.T - really fun player who makes plays and people seem to gravitate towards him. The idol gaf was great tv even tho it was terrible for his game. Why was he not on WaW??
Cirie - in this season she reminded me of that kid in high school who everyone says is badass through stories but never does anything when you’re there. Wish to see her last longer.
Boston Rob - same old Rob, fun to watch but will always have that target. It was either his group or Russell’s and Tyson royally screwed him lol.
Tyson - people on here talk about him like he’s amazing. I’ve only seen him in Tocantins, WaW and here. And man I must be missing something… His blunder literally ruined that alliances chances and set up the Russell show. Another super disappointing showing from him imo.
James - kinda scary how he can flick a switch and be so angry. Lol.
Colby - Was he even there? Thing I remember him most for is yelling at his brother during the family challenge lol. Gave up TWICE and was awful at all challenges. Including giving up early on nearly all post merge challenges which helped the villains constantly get free immunity.
Rupert - meh. He doesn’t do much well imo. I get he has that ‘survivor’ look but nearly always in the dark on the votes.
Sandra - terrible at challenges and constantly assumed the role of “you’re gone but I tried to save you”. Idk I didn’t love the gameplay personally. Surprised the ‘bring along’ won.. I feel she only won due to the jury viewing her as the most noble person on a tribe full of villains? It’s not redemption island it’s HvV and Sandra played a bad villain and a paper hero.
Parvarti - With the initial target from both tribes it’s impressive she got to the final. Won immunities at the perfect times and probably saved the villains through challenges more than people realize. The double idol play was honestly a GOAT level play, especially reading that Amanda was lying. Imo she deserved second this season.
Russell - if he couldn’t win this season, he will never win Survivor. Literally so much went right for him this game. He was the ultimate villain in a final 3 with two other villains. Unfortunate the jury was filled with either heroes or villa
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hello!
I hope everyone is doing amazing!
Isn't it awesome that we have back to back PPV's? I love it. This card stands out to me mostly because every fight is worth watching, every fight is going to wow the crowd, and no doubt get us all standing up in shock. It's going to be a magical night for fans around the world!
(c) - Champ
(D/DWCS) - Debut/Dana Whites' Contender Series
FLS - Fight Lose Streak
FWS - Fight Win Streak
NS - No Streak
(#x) - Rank in division
x/3 - Confidence levels
Lets get down to business, it's going to be a long one!
Prelims
Flyweight
C.J. Vergara (DWCS) (+135) (9-2-1, 5 FWS) v Ode Osbourne (-160) (9-4-0, NS) - Who needs coffee when you have a banger for a first fight? Vergara is coming off a phenomenal and lightning fast quick finish over his opponent on DWCS, Bruno Korea. Look at the relentless pressure, low stance that allows him to explode up top, and just those volley of knees in the clinch were beautiful. Vergara’s run in Fury FC has also been a sight to see, his boxing has always been his key weaponry when he fights, he hunts that head and just tee’s off on his opponent one he’s in range. It’s his pressure that allows him to get close, because despite any counters that he receives, he still crashes forward and deals as much damage as possible. His unpredictable style also plays a part, typically leaving his hands low and using a lot of side to side movement to find angles and land sneaky strikes with minimal setup. Osbourne is coming in with a significant height and reach advantage, but it’s only an advantage if he uses it, Osbourne has shown that he is capable of putting his opponents away quickly in the first round, as seen recently when he fought Rivera, in which he launched a piston of a left straight down the pipe after Rivera had his leg stuck on Osbournes shoulder. Osbourne also is excellent at setting up his punches by masking them with a bunch of hand movement and fighting. He doesn’t necessarily load up, he just lets them loose and catches his opponent off guard. I think the pressure of Vergara is going to throw off Osbournes ability to set a rhythm with his striking and feints, but I do wonder if he’s going to attack the legs of Osbourne since his stance is a little wide and that lead leg is there. Anyway, I love Vergara, he really caught my eye during his DWCS fight and I hope he brings that same pressure into this bout.
**V
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
