My friend was just diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria, so I texted him to see how he is doing.

He said: IDK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BSMike82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What do you call a flesh eating bee?

A zombee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puffylyon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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What does a cannibal say to a person he just met?

Nice to meat you

(and then he eats you, in the flesh of an eye)

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