The GME thesis, which I aim to explain via the comparison with VW and TSLA (daily chart)

Sup, honorable apecitizens! Recently I’ve been working on this fascinating piece of TA, and now I am finally ready to share that with you. I am so confident in it, that I dared to put my beard (which I have for five years already) on the line! Worth your full read, I promise! I decided to structure the analysis in the following way: first we'll take a look at the VW short squeeze, revisiting its origins and background as the very first step of the discussion - in order to better understand the fundamental context of TA; after that I'll lay down the main technical parameters and frameworks, through which the GMESS thesis will be dissected, applying all of those to VWSS and explaining the TA core on the Volkswagen example; then, the process will be repeated, but this time TSLASS anatomy will be elaborated upon. Finally, all of the data accumulated in the process, as well as the major findings made, will be applied to the current technical state of GME, in order to construct at least a potential forecast and the probable price action. Buckle up and eat a crayon, let's start.

Oh, and one more thing! I really encourage you to dive deep into the ANALysis with me, because the thesis can only be understood if all of the technical factors at play are considered in the sharpest detail first - and then in the aggregate: zooming out and looking at the bigger picture through the prism of coincidences, interdependences and probabilities. Dafaq did I just write? - Dunno, but that's exactly what I meant!

(Not a financial advice, as I am not a professional advisor, just an amateur ANALyzer)

Volkswagen - Das Short-Squeeze: Sep 2007 - Mar 2009

Remember, when VW became the most valued company in the world for a brief wild period of trading? I bet, Pepperidge apes remember. The squeeze played out right in the midst of the global financial crisis, and such an occurrence was fueled by a curious background scenario, orchestrated largely by one very interesting person. Back then, the former President of Porsche, Wendelin Wiedeking (must be a cousin of Battlefield Counterstrike), was pursuing a goal of taking over Volkswagen. In

#MATCH DETAILS

Date: 16th May 2021

Kick off: 19:00 UTC/20:00 BST/21:00 CET/12:00 PT/15:00 ET

Competition: UEFA Women's Champions League - FINAL

Venue: Gamla Ullevi, Gothenburg, Sweden

#MATCH PREVIEW

This Sunday evening Chelsea FC Women will face Barcelona Femeni in Gothenburg, Sweden, in what is arguably the biggest game in both teams' histories.

This season's competition has already been seismic, in that it has seen the de-throning of Lyon - who were knocked out in the quarter-finals by PSG to end their run of five consecutive Champions League titles. With Lyon's strangehold on the competition having been broken, there will be a new name on the trophy this year - and both finalists will be determined to make it the first time that their names are engraved on the silverware.

It is difficult to call a favourite in a final between two quality sides, who are dominant domestically - both having been crowned champions of their respective leagues, last weekend. Barcelona have been especially impressive - the Catalans have won every single league game thus far this season, and have won La Liga with a remarkable seven games still to play, and scored a sensational 126 league goals. Barcelona arguably edge it - but it really could go either way.

Barcelona's run to the final includes knocking out Man City and PSG - whereas Chelsea have accounted for the likes of Wolfsburg and Bayern Munich. Whereas Barcelona's progress has been relatively straightforward, Chelsea have had a more perilous run to the final - including a dramatic 5-3 comeback aggregate win over Bayern in the semis, which will long live as one of the most memorable Women's Champions League ties of all time, and arguably the greatest win in Chelsea's history.

The Champions League is the ultimate prize in women's club football, and both teams will sense a massive opportunity to stake their claim as the best team in European women's football

A full preview can be found here - featuring more information on Chelsea and Barcelona's seasons so far, journeys to the final, and key players to watch

HOW TO FOLLOW

The match will be available across a variety of platforms – and for free!

The British broadcaster BT have made the final free-to-air, and is available to watch on their television channel, their online player, and in all territories [on their YouTube channe

###19th Match, Indian Premier League at Mumbai

Thread | Spotlight | Cricinfo | Reddit-Stream

Innings: 1 - Chennai Super Kings

Innings: 2 - Royal Challengers Bangalore

Super Kings won by 69 runs

Jadeja: [Has he had a better day?] Don't think so. (laughs) I've been working hard on my fitness, skill, everything. Luckily it paid off. It's been a tough job being allrounder, you have to do all departments. During training I don't work on all three, I do skill work one day, training one day, fitness one day. I was just looking to hit it hard. Mahi bhai told me he would bowl somewhere outside off and luckily I connected. Today was not my day [because he didn't take a catch].

Ravindra Jadeja is the Player of the Match.

Dhoni: Jaddu is somebody who can change the game on his own. In the last few years we've seen significant change in batting and it's worth it to give him that extra bit of time, extra deliveries. The bowlers have found it difficult to contain left-handers, and that helps as well. You can't really predict the quantum of victory. There's no control to how many runs or wickets. When we started we had the conversation about whether to bat or bowl. It's a good wicket but I felt the spinners had something up their sleeves and I felt that extra few runs Jadeja made helped. 165 would have been par, and once you get 25 extra the opposition has to come a little harder. You cannot make your strategy on the assumption of what dew will do - frankly, some games have been high scoring, some have been low scoring. You have to assess every game and today we made the right decision to bat. We're not doing anything drastically different from what we did last year. Me and Fleming, we keep say

Ok, so from what I gather, some people had an issue with Idris Elba playing Bond since he is Black, which I get to a point seeing as Bond has a solid history of being Scottish. Now, the character also has common traits: shaken not stirred, taste for women etc. Some say this is an alias which kind of doesn't make sense seeing as if there are numerous Bond's, their personalities would differ, unless the agent must take on these traits for whatever reason.

So, I was thinking, in Goldeneye, Sean Bean plays 006? He was clearly different from Bond, so here's my idea. Make a second agent, I don't know, 009 or something and essentially make a Bond movie spinoff/spinoffs with different agents, with different personalities but still 'Bond' movies at their core. You could even introduce Bond as a cameo, maybe have the new Black/Asian/female etc. 009 save him after Bond gets poisoned by his love of martinis, whereas the 009 figure doesn't drink and is less suave, more professional?

Ultimately, I'm just looking for any examples of how this would, or likely wouldn't work for the series.

Like a cruel angel Become a legend, young boy When a blue wind Knocks on the door to your heart You just gaze back at me And smile oh so gently So eager for something You touch so softly Those innocent eyes Know nothing of the fate that awaits But one day, you will realize That upon your back You have wings You can fly to the faraway future The cruel angel's thesis One day, you'll take off through a window If your overflowing pathos Leads you to betray your memories Then embrace the heavens and shine bright Become legend, young boy 2015 A.D. At 12:30 p.m. today, a special state of emergency has been declared for the Toukai region and the surrounding mid-Kanto area. All residents, proceed to your designated evacuation shelter immediately. I repeat, at 12:30 p.m. today, a special state of emergency has been declared for the Toukai region and the surrounding mid-Kanto area. Proceed to your designated... How could I lose track of him at a time like this? I don't believe this... All phone lines are currently disabled due to the special state of emergency. I can't reach her? I shouldn't have come. I'll never make it. That's that, then. Might as well head to a shelter. Unidentified object is continuing its approach to this facility. We have visual on target. Sending to main screen. It's been 15 years. Yes, there's no doubt about it. It's an Angel. All missiles, direct hit! Sorry! Been waiting long? Target unfazed. It is continuing to advance towards Tokyo-3. Local air units are unable to slow its advance! This is total war. Launch all units from Atsugi and Iruma as well. Commit everything we have! Crush the target at all costs! This makes no sense! Those were direct hits! Our armored battalion has been wiped out. Guided munitions, bombs, and artillery are having no effect. D*** it! This kind of firepower isn't getting us anywhere! An A.T. Field? Yes. Standard weapons will be useless against the Angels. Yes, sir. We'll deploy it according to plan. They wouldn't... They're gonna use an N2 land mine?! Get down! We did it! Sorry, but your services weren't required this time. Shock wave incoming. Are you okay? Yes, but I got some sand in my mouth. Glad to hear it. Okay... Here we go! One, two! Thank you. I couldn't have done it without you. No, I should be thanking you, Ms. Katsuragi. Call me Misato, okay? It's nice to meet you, Shinji Ikari. Thank you. Target's current status? Target status unknown, EMI too strong. You saw that explosion! It must have been obliter

Date: Sunday, 25 April 2021

KO: 16:00 BST; 11:00 EDT

Competition: UEFA Women's Champions League

Venue: FC Bayern Campus, Germany

Willkommen all, to the /r/chelsealadiesfc match thread as the Blues face Bayern away in the first round of the women’s Champions League semifinal! Here, you will find a match preview, relevant team news, and live updates when the match is underway.

###MATCH PREVIEW

Another day, another huge match for the pride of London! Chelsea and Bayern, both top of their respective league tables, have two matches to make club history as neither club has ever progressed past the semi-final in this competition.

Bayern have stumbled a bit in recent games: after reaching the WCL semifinals, they lost a domestic cup semifinal to Wolfsburg 2-0 and dropped a 3-2 result against Hoffenheim in the league. They did win their most recent league game 3-2 against Potsdam and are five points clear of Wolfsburg at the top of the Frauen-Bundesliga; however, there is now evidence that the Bavarian side can be toppled and Chelsea will have to iron out their own weaknesses as they seek to exploit Bayern’s. With Maren Mjelde out for the remainder of the season and Magda Eriksson coming back from injury, Emma Hayes may have to get a little creative with our back line but she does have a deep bench of players to choose from. And, of course, Bayern have missed Melanie Leupolz this season after she made the move to Kingsmeadow.

Chelsea and Bayern met in the 2017/18 Champions League round of 32; the Blues won the away match 1-0 thanks to an early goal from Drew Spence and lost the home fixture 2-1, but that away goal pushed Emma Hayes’ side through to the next round. The two sides met in preseason in August 2019, with Bayern winning 5-0.

This match comes just a handful of days after an intense battle at the top of the FA Women’s Super League (the only Super League I recognize, by the by). Chelsea drew 2-2 with Manchester City midweek at the Etihad campus, with another high-class display of goalkeeping from Ann-Katrin Berger and goals from Sam Kerr and Pernille Harder. Skipper Magdalena Eriksson was out with an injury sustained in the FA Cup match against London City Lionesses, so it was Sophie Ingle lining up next to Millie Bright in central defense. Jess Carter and Jonna Andersson filled out our back line on the right and left side respectively. Ji So-Yun and Melanie Leupolz ran the midfield behind Fran Kirby, Pernille Harder, and Erin Cuthber

... and while the movie is certainly entertaining, the book is oh so much better. This was the very first Bond film but it was the sixth Bond book.

The first chapter of the movie shows a fellow playing cards at a Jamaican gentlemen's club. One fellow leaves, as he does every evening, to receive a call from his home office. He's murdered by three "blind" assassins. At his home, his secretary reveals a secret radio set and she opens a channel to British intelligence, so we know the murdered man was a secret agent. The three assassins murder her and leave with some important files.

The book goes into far more detail explaining the whys and wherefores of the daily radio signal and helping you get close to the two characters about to get murdered. It also describes the three assassins as being of Chinese and African origin, making them very distinct.

The movie next introduces Bond, dressed in a tuxedo, playing (and winning) cards at a posh British club. His foil is an elegant woman who later approaches Bond with clear interest, which he returns (establishing how desirable he is to women).

Fleming uses cards frequently in his books, and the thought processes that go on make the games fascinating, despite knowing nothing about the game. Bond makes calculations, sizes up his opponents, gets stressed as each card is revealed, sweats, etc. Things you simply can't capture in a film, so they are glossed over in favor of displaying his magnetism.

The book goes into much detail as to why the weapons master has insisted that Bond surrender his Beretta in favor of the Walther PPK. In the film, it's more "Enough of that, 007, use this one." I really love how Bond takes his leave and tries to sneak off with his old pistol. M is busy writing when Bond reaches the door. "Oh, and 007? Leave the Beretta" without even glancing up. Good acting and excellent directing there.

The next two thirds of the film is Bond arriving in Jamaica where he encounters mysterious characters, some of whom are eager to kill him (by rather incompetent methods) and even willing to kill themselves to prevent their capture. We dramatically discover that a couple of them are actually on the good guys' team as Bond continues to investigate the disappearance of the missing agent and his secretary.

When Bond arrives on the mysterious Crab Key, we meet Honey Wilder in probably the most iconic Bond girl moments. When asked if he's looking for shells, Bond responds to the buxom bikini babe, "No,

Geelong Falcons vs Oakleigh Chargers

Sunday, May 16th at 2 pm at Avalon Airport Oval.

Broadcaster: AFL.com.au

Ladder Position:

• Geelong Falcons: 6th (3rd in Country)
• Oakleigh Chargers: 1st (1st in Metro)

The Geelong Falcons have come from sixth place to secure a spot in the Grand Final after being crowed as the champion of the Victoria Country conference. They'll look to chase their second NAB League girls premiership while their opposition, the Oakleigh Chargers, will look to secure their first crown after finishing on top of the leaderboard.

Last Time They Met:

Geelong Falcons (5.4 34) def. Oakleigh Chargers (2.5 23) at Deakin University Oval, Geelong.

It was a trip down the highway for the undefeated Oakleigh Chargers in round eight of the home and away season as they went up against the Geelong Falcons at their Deakin University home. The Geelong Falcons had their work cut out for them and looked to add another loss to their record but a gallant two-goal effort from Mia Van Dyke and best on ground performances from Gabbi Featherston and Charlotte Simpson handed the Oakleigh Chargers their first loss of the season as they went down by 11 points. Lily Hart, Erin Woodford, and Amanda Ling were among the best for the Chargers.

Run to Finals:

The powerhouse country team of the Geelong Falcons had an average season finishing with a 5-3 record among the wins, and easily one of the highlights of the 2021 season, was giving the Oakleigh Chargers their only loss of the season. Their other losses came from two clubs not competing in the finals, Bushrangers and Sydney, and a Metro finalist in the Northern Knights. The only country team that the Falcons met and beat was the GWV Rebels. The Geelong Falcons were set to be a real wild card in the finals series and finished the home and away series sitting 6th in the standings. (3rd in country conference).

The Oakleigh Chargers were clearly the best team in the competition in 2021 finishing in first place out of all participating sides. There were a few close calls for the Chargers but a very healthy 7 wins, 1 loss record will help them going into the finals series. Their only loss came in round eight against a strong Geelong Falcons side, going down by just eleven points but apart from that small bump in the road the Chargers were dominant including a 100 point win against Gippsland. The Oakleigh Chargers were set to be a guaranteed grand final entrance and

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

I would have a daughter

#New York Giants

Division: NFC East (otherwise known as shit mountain)

Record: 6-10 (4-2 in division) (2nd in NFC East)

#Introduction

Hello everyone, welcome to the Giants 32 teams/32 days post. I'm u/liverbird3 and I will be covering the New York Football Giants for this year's post. I have been a Giants fan for the past 13 years, and have watched about every game since 2015 (unfortunately). I’ll be covering the past season in detail for this post, but a lot of this discussion will be about the future of the team since the only thing we contended for last year was the Shit Mountain trophy. Shoutout to u/ehhhhhhhhhhmacarena for the opportunity, and to the previous Giants writer u/lookitsblackman for all the work he put in to write this over the last few years. With all that out of the way, let’s break down some Giants football!

#2020 Statistics

These statistics paint a pretty good picture of what the team was like this year, especially on the offensive side of the ball. We struggled on offense for a plethora of reasons, namely losing Saquon Barkley, general incompetence from Jason Garrett and a young o-line that got younger as the year went on with rookie Shane Lemeiux winning the left guard job from Will Hernandez towards the end of the year. Daniel Jones strayed from his boom-or-bust rookie season, as he took less deep shots (mostly due to Jason Garrett) but also improved in the turnover category.

The defense played better than the statistics show, mostly due to a stellar red zone defense that only allowed touchdowns on 50.5% of possessions, which was good for third in the league last season. Defensive coordinator Patrick Graham worked wonders with our young core, including getting 11.5 sacks out of Leonard Williams.

Although we did take a step forward this year with two extra wins, by and large the Giants fanbase is running out of patience with the nearly decade-long rebuilding process the organization has gone through since 2011. With no division titles or playoff wins and only 1 playoff appearance since 2011, patience is running low and tensions are running high amongst both the Giants fanbase and leadership. Because of this 2020 was a key year f

###The Chelsea FC Women April round-up – one step closer to the title...

Welcome to the eighth Chelsea FC Women monthly round-up of 2020/21. These reviews will be posted on a monthly basis throughout the season, featuring a summary of the exploits of Emma Hayes' Chelsea side, as well as a brief preview of the month ahead.

This post is a long read, so feel free to skip to the end for a brief overview, and the May preview.

Introduction

A marathon March with a mammoth eight games saw Chelsea lift the Conti Cup, reach the Champions League semi-final by knocking out Atletico Madrid and Wolfsburg, and win all three league fixtures to remain two points clear of Man City in the WSL title race. April would have fewer fixtures for Chelsea, but would likely prove equally crucial in determining the success of Chelsea’s season.

With the title race so close, each WSL fixture is now a must-win – and none more so than Chelsea’s trip to Man City, at the end of the month. Before then, Chelsea were set to host Birmingham in the league, and kick off our fourth competition of the season with a home FA Cup tie against second-tier London City Lionesses. The month would end with the small matter of the first leg of our Champions League semi-final tie, against Bayern Munich.

The month was to be split in half by an international break in mid-April, with many of Chelsea’s squad travelling to represent their countries.

By the time April is said and done, Chelsea fans will know a lot more about what this season will be for the Blues, with another pivotal month in store.

Key headlines

• The WSL celebrates ten years - the month of April saw the WSL celebrate its 10th anniversary. Leagues existed in England before, but none with the degree of professionalism and longevity as the WSL. The club website published an article, summarising Chelsea’s decade in the WSL

• The international break - various Chelsea players were in action for their national sides during the April international break. Headlines include a first England cap for Niamh Charles, who was rewarded for her excellent recent club form, Pernille Harder becoming Denmark’s joint top goal scorer, and disappointment for Ji So-Yun, whose South Korea side missed out on qualifying for the Tokyo Olympics.

**Chels

Notes and Highlights of Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s Live Update May 14, 2021

Notes by /u/mr_tyler_durden and Daily Update Team

Watch here:

• Youtube: Update (YT Channel)
• Facebook: Update (FB Page)

Headlines

• 451,766 Cases (+558), 6,643 Deaths (+6)
• New cases by county: 123x Jefferson, 23x Fayette, 23x McCracken, 18x Warren, 15x Boone, 15x Kenton, 14x Hardin, 13x Pulaski, 11x Laurel, 10x Daviess, 10x Grant, 9x Henderson, 9x Knox, 9x Oldham, 8x Boyd, 8x Campbell, 8x Greenup, 7x Estill, 7x Montgomery, 7x Pike, 6x Adair, 6x Bourbon, 6x Bullitt, 6x Clark, 6x Franklin, 6x Hopkins, 6x Morgan, 6x Rockcastle, 6x Shelby, 5x Casey, 5x Christian, 5x Madison, 5x Scott, 5x Taylor, 5x Webster, 5x Whitley, 4x Anderson, 4x Graves, 4x Grayson, 4x Harlan, 4x Marion, 4x Muhlenberg, 4x Owen, 4x Union, 3x Barren, 3x Butler, 3x Floyd, 3x Jessamine, 3x Johnson, 3x Larue, 3x Lawrence, 3x Lewis, 3x Logan, 3x Meade, 3x Ohio, 3x Pendleton, 3x Washington, 3x Wayne, 2x Boyle, 2x Carter, 2x Lee, 2x Lincoln, 2x Livingston, 2x Mercer, 2x Metcalfe, 2x Monroe, 2x Rowan, 2x Todd, 1x Allen, 1x Ballard, 1x Bath, 1x Bell, 1x Bracken, 1x Clay, 1x Clinton, 1x Edmonson, 1x Elliott, 1x Fleming, 1x Gallatin, 1x Garrard, 1x Green, 1x Hancock, 1x Harrison, 1x Letcher, 1x Lyon, 1x McCreary, 1x Magoffin, 1x Marshall, 1x Mason, 1x Nelson, 1x Nicholas, 1x Perry, 1x Powell, 1x Robertson, 1x Spencer, 1x Woodford
• New deaths by county: TBD
• I'm announcing that we will return to 100% capacity for all venues and events in exactly one month, on June 11th. On June 11th we will also eliminate our mask mandate for all Kentuckians, with the exceptions of places where people are the most vulnerable. On June 11th, just one month from today, life will be almost fully back to normal.
• <This post will be updated with numbers when they are released later today>

Full Notes

• <Mods: Daily update numbers are here at the top followed by the transcript from the 10:30am briefing>
• Positive cases today: 558
• Probable cases: 189
• Total confirmed cases: 451,766
• Children Under 18: 99
• New cases by county: 123x Jefferson, 23x Fayette, 23x McCracken, 18x Warren, 15x Boone, 15x Kenton, 14x Hardin, 13x Pulaski, 11x Laurel, 10x Davi

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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But Bill kept the Windows

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Jack Roberts vs. Billy Smith - Illustrations from Famous Fights sporting newspaper, Volume 1 issues 10 and 11

THE CONTEST

Monday April 22nd 1901, Inspector Alfred Boxall is notified about a contest scheduled to take place at the National Sporting Club (NSC), a private gentlemen’s club in Covent Garden, London. At 8:45pm the Inspector visits the establishment and confirms it’s been prepared for such a contest:

“There was an arrangement called the ring, consisting of a platform raised 2ft. or 3ft. above the floor. Round it were arranged a number of seats. On the platform were posts with ropes hanging between them. The posts were padded. The floor was also padded and covered with stretched canvas”.

Before the contest commences a routine caution is issued by Inspector Boxall to the principals (Jack Roberts and Billy Smith), as well as to the management of the NSC, that they will be held responsible if the contest results in serious injury. Three days later the Inspector issues multiple arrest warrants.

"Yankee boxer dying from English champion's blows" The evening world (New York, N.Y.), April 23, 1901, (Night Edition)

In the 7th round of the 15 round contest Smith, ahead on points, fell and apparently struck his head against a portion of the ring during the fall. He got up before the count of 10, time was called on the round, he made his way to the corner and emerged for the start of the 8th round. Shortly afterwards, possibly as the result of a blow, he fell down and lost consciousness. He was attended to by his seconds and eventually taken to Charing Cross Hospital, where he died two days later.

10 people in total were charged with the manslaughter of Billy Smith, real name Murray Livingstone; Roberts, the referee, the timekeeper, the manager of the NSC, Roberts’s seconds and Smith’s own seconds. A trial took place the following month but the jury, unable to agree, were discharged and the trial was postponed until the next session.

THE STATE OF BOXING

In mid-late 18th century England, organised bare-knuckle fights were illegal and held surreptitiously in venues such as pub gardens and secluded countryside fields. Fights were not limited by a specific number of rounds (rounds ended when someone was knocked down) and fights continued as long as both men could meet in the centre of the ring at the start of the next round. The amount of time in between rounds wasn’t li

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No it doesn't.

Now it’s syncing.

Because he wanted space

Edit: Thank you for the awards.

I will find you. You have my Word.

#MATCH DETAILS

Date: 16th May 2021

Kick off: 19:00 UTC/20:00 BST/21:00 CET/12:00 PT/15:00 ET

Competition: UEFA Women's Champions League - FINAL

Venue: Gamla Ullevi, Gothenburg, Sweden

#MATCH PREVIEW

This Sunday evening Chelsea FC Women will face Barcelona Femeni in Gothenburg, Sweden, in what is arguably the biggest game in both teams' histories.

This season's competition has already been seismic, in that it has seen the de-throning of Lyon - who were knocked out in the quarter-finals by PSG to end their run of five consecutive Champions League titles. With Lyon's strangehold on the competition having been broken, there will be a new name on the trophy this year - and both finalists will be determined to make it the first time that their names are engraved on the silverware.

It is difficult to call a favourite in a final between two quality sides, who are dominant domestically - both having been crowned champions of their respective leagues, last weekend. Barcelona have been especially impressive - the Catalans have won every single league game thus far this season, and have won La Liga with a remarkable seven games still to play, and scored a sensational 126 league goals. Barcelona arguably edge it - but it really could go either way.

Barcelona's run to the final includes knocking out Man City and PSG - whereas Chelsea have accounted for the likes of Wolfsburg and Bayern Munich. Whereas Barcelona's progress has been relatively straightforward, Chelsea have had a more perilous run to the final - including a dramatic 5-3 comeback aggregate win over Bayern in the semis, which will long live as one of the most memorable Women's Champions League ties of all time, and arguably the greatest win in Chelsea's history.

The Champions League is the ultimate prize in women's club football, and both teams will sense a massive opportunity to stake their claim as the best team in European women's football

A full preview can be found here - featuring more information on Chelsea and Barcelona's seasons so far, journeys to the final, and key players to watch

HOW TO FOLLOW

The match will be available across a variety of platforms – and for free!

The British broadcaster BT have made the final free-to-air, and is available to watch on their television channel, their online player, and in all territories [on their YouTube channe

#Welcome to the /r/chelsealadiesfc match thread for the biggest game in the history of Chelsea FC Women - the 2020/21 Women's Champions League Final!

Date: 16th May 2021

Kick off: 19:00 UTC/20:00 BST/21:00 CET/12:00 PT/15:00 ET

Competition: UEFA Women's Champions League - FINAL

Venue: Gamla Ullevi, Gothenburg, Sweden

#MATCH PREVIEW

A match which needs no introduction - but here is one anyway!

This Sunday evening Chelsea FC Women will line up to face Barcelona Femeni in Gothenburg, Sweden, in what is quite simply the biggest game in the club's history.

Chelsea have had a truly remarkable run to the club's first ever Champions League final - including wins against Benfica, Atletico Madrid, Wolfsburg, and a dramatic 5-3 aggregate win over Bayern Munich in the semi-finals, which will long live as one of the most memorable Women's Champions League ties of all time, and arguably the greatest win in Chelsea's history.

Champions League glory has for the past several years been the biggest ambition of Chelsea, and manager Emma Hayes - with her determination to lead Chelsea to club football's biggest prize made clear. Significant investment behind the scenes and in the transfer market has been made towards this aim, which has become something of a Holy Grail for the club. Having secured a second consecutive WSL title last season, having won the League Cup back in March, and still in this season's FA Cup, a historic quadruple also potentially awaits Chelsea, if they are able to triumph over Barcelona

This season's competition has already been seismic, in that it has seen the de-throning of Lyon - who were knocked out in the quarter-finals by PSG to end their run of five consecutive Champions League titles. With Lyon's strangehold on the competition having been broken, there will be a new name on the trophy this year - and both finalists will be determined to make it the first time that their names are engraved on the silverware.

Standing in Chelsea's way is a Barcelona side who have swept all before them domestically - the Catalans have won every single league game thus far this season, and have won La Liga with a remarkable seven games still to play. Their run to the final includes knocking out Man City and PSG - and they are a top quality side littered with dangerous attacking players. There may be a building sense of destiny in the Chelsea squad - but Barcelona will feel it is theirs to win.

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Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

You officially hit rock bottom

Notes and Highlights of Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s Live Update May 3, 2021

Notes by /u/mr_tyler_durden and Daily Update Team

Watch here:

• Youtube: Update (YT Channel)
• Facebook: Update (FB Page)

Headlines

• 445,449 Cases (+313), 6,525 Deaths (+5)
• New cases by county: 67x Jefferson, 28x Shelby, 24x Boone, 14x Laurel, 13x Trigg, 10x Fayette, 8x Kenton, 8x Montgomery, 8x Spencer, 8x Trimble, 7x Bullitt, 7x Daviess, 7x Franklin, 7x Henry, 6x Clark, 5x Morgan, 5x Oldham, 4x Crittenden, 4x Floyd, 4x McCracken, 3x Bourbon, 3x Boyd, 3x Graves, 3x Hopkins, 3x Lawrence, 3x Muhlenberg, 3x Nicholas, 2x Clay, 2x Grant, 2x Grayson, 2x Harrison, 2x Jessamine, 2x Pulaski, 2x Rowan, 2x Whitley, 1x Adair, 1x Ballard, 1x Breckinridge, 1x Butler, 1x Caldwell, 1x Calloway, 1x Campbell, 1x Carlisle, 1x Casey, 1x Christian, 1x Estill, 1x Fleming, 1x Gallatin, 1x Garrard, 1x Harlan, 1x Henderson, 1x Jackson, 1x Johnson, 1x Knox, 1x Lee, 1x Lewis, 1x Livingston, 1x McCreary, 1x Meade, 1x Nelson, 1x Pike, 1x Taylor, 1x Union, 1x Warren, 1x Webster, 1x Wolfe, 1x Woodford
• New deaths by county: 84 F Fayette (03/27/21), 65 F Harrison (01/27/21), 78 M Hart (03/14/21), 93 M Henderson (03/25/21), 94 M Nelson (02/13/21)
• New deaths from audit: 70 M Boone (01/05/21), 80 F Lawrence (01/23/21), 77 F Washington (11/30/20)
• Good News. <more below for all>
  • 1. First I'd like to welcome House Foods America Corporation to Kentucky. The company is locating in Louisville Riverport Authority's Phase Five Development, with a $146.3M investment. More importantly, the company is creating 109 quality jobs for our residents at an hourly wage of nearly $27, including benefits.
  • 2. Kentuckiana Curb Company, known as KCC Manufacturing, plans to create an incredible 700 new jobs at an hourly wage of $29, including benefits, with a new location in Simpsonville. 700 new jobs.
  • 3. Included in that declaration is individual and household assistance from the Federal Emergency Management Agency for residents of 9 counties Breathitt, Clay, Estille, Floyd, Johnson, Lee, Magoffin, Martin, and Powell. The types of things covered include temporary housing, home repairs

And then you will all be sorry.

Notes and Highlights of Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s Live Update April 22, 2021

Notes by /u/mr_tyler_durden and Daily Update Team

Note: The update will be posted later today. I have meetings in the middle of the update and after the update so you can expect the transcript to be posted ~7pm tonight.

Watch here:

• Youtube: Update (YT Channel)
• Facebook: Update (FB Page)

Headlines

• 439,551 Cases (+628), 6,381 Deaths (+5)
• New cases by county: 127x Jefferson, 52x Fayette, 24x Boone, 22x Warren, 20x Daviess, 19x McCracken, 14x Hopkins, 12x Bullitt, 11x Kenton, 11x Pulaski, 10x Clark, 10x Floyd, 10x Lewis, 9x Madison, 9x Todd, 8x Bath, 8x Montgomery, 8x Nelson, 8x Whitley, 7x Boyd, 7x Christian, 7x Harlan, 7x Knox, 7x Laurel, 6x Bell, 6x Hardin, 6x Logan, 6x Shelby, 6x Simpson, 5x Barren, 5x Boyle, 5x Casey, 5x Clay, 5x Henderson, 5x Monroe, 5x Muhlenberg, 5x Powell, 5x Wolfe, 4x Clinton, 4x Franklin, 4x Greenup, 4x Lawrence, 4x Letcher, 4x Oldham, 4x Perry, 4x Spencer, 4x Woodford, 3x Allen, 3x Bracken, 3x Breckinridge, 3x Carter, 3x Edmonson, 3x Henry, 3x Meade, 3x Mercer, 3x Rowan, 3x Taylor, 2x Adair, 2x Anderson, 2x Bourbon, 2x Carroll, 2x Grant, 2x Jackson, 2x Jessamine, 2x Larue, 2x Lincoln, 2x Marion, 2x Marshall, 2x Martin, 2x Mason, 2x Morgan, 2x Nicholas, 2x Pendleton, 2x Russell, 2x Scott, 2x Wayne, 1x Ballard, 1x Butler, 1x Calloway, 1x Campbell, 1x Crittenden, 1x Cumberland, 1x Estill, 1x Fleming, 1x Garrard, 1x Grayson, 1x Green, 1x Hickman, 1x Johnson, 1x Leslie, 1x Lyon, 1x McLean, 1x Magoffin, 1x Pike, 1x Robertson, 1x Rockcastle, 1x Washington, 1x Webster
• New deaths by county: 70 M Boone (04/18/21), 76 M Jefferson (04/19/21), 69 M Kenton (04/19/21), 78 F Meade (04/20/21), 58 M Pike (04/10/21)
• New deaths from audit: 57 M Campbell (12/28/20), 79 M Graves (12/09/20), 85 M Marshall (12/31/20)
• Good News. <more below for all>
  • 1. In a fitting announcement for Earth Day, Happy Earth Day, school leaders and officials with AppHarvest’s launched a container-farm classroom where students will get hands on experience working with state of the art ecologically focused technology.
  • 2. [So on Wednesday I announced a $23M investment to fun

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