Flat Battery Puns

A list of puns related to "Flat Battery"

I gave a flat battery away today.

Free of charge.

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👤︎ u/rfcoc
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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“How much do you want for that flat battery?”

“Oh, that’s free of charge”

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?

Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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In the Matrix, flat-chested women enslaved by the machines for their bio-electricity are literally AA batteries.

Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.

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👤︎ u/jeremyntan
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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