Why did the flash light get arrested?...

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For public flashing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elfere
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Did you know The Flash can run faster than lightning?

This is mainly because lightning can't run

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I said I love the Reverse Flash on Barry Allen's subreddit

I received the fastest ban alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Quick as a flash my dad

Me: β€œHey mom what’s puree ?

(Before she even takes a breath my dad pipes up)

Dad: β€œThat’s a Canadian”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairebear
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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When Adobe decides to finally end Flash Player, they’ll actually be building something new!

They’ll be breaking newgrounds!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dougmantis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Amazon really be having the biggest Flash Sale of the Summer...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mbs3
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Disabled flash
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Disable flash
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwakerjak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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When you’re taking a photo and accidentally leave the flash on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieG4mer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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How does the Flash like his eggs?

Runny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OthelolzNZ
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2016
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My brothers hate me and my mom might well be on her way to disowning me because I told them the Flash didn't need to get shocked by lighting...

since he was already Barry fast.

^(sighs)

My dad however, is very proud of me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leonoraMTY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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What did the Flash name his car?

A Flash Drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben-Dover-123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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I have a library of dad jokes stored on my flash-drive

16 giggle-bytes of them to be exact

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I tried to watch The Flash on Netflix the other day

I just couldn't keep up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattGibsonBass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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IM Flash owns a building on this road and I'm crying
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LumosTerris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Flash Cocktail Combination v.redd.it/ukelnjhc8yd01
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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As a kid my favorite superhero was The Flash and my favorite animal was the cheetah,

I guess that explains why I'm now addicted to speed

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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*NEWS FLASH* All commodes stolen from local constabulary.

Police have nothing to go on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
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Adapted for the youtubes from a Newgrounds flash. A story of two brothers. youtube.com/watch?v=thmNB…
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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Pikachu use Flash!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brownie79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2014
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The Flash

What did they call the Flash after he lost 20lbs? Flashlight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickled_Ramaker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2017
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My dad's take on USB flash drives

Dad: "What does USB stand for?" Me: "Universal Serial Bus." Dad then throws the USB stick he was holding up in the air and catches it as it falls. Dad: "Does that mean that I just caught the Bus?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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My Dad had bought a new camera flash

I simply replied "ooohhh, that's flashy!", his eyes rolled

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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So ny son saw a Flash cosplayer at the St Louis Comicon.

He wanted a picture with him so i asked the guy if he allowed Flash photography...

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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What will you do if The Flash dies?

You Barry him.

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