Fix You Puns

A list of puns related to "Fix You"

How do you fix broken tomatoes?

Tomato paste.

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👤︎ u/fourchimney
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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How do you fix Beyoncé's private plane

Put a wing on it

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👤︎ u/FranticFridge
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch! 🎃

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👤︎ u/shadynasty94
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a tuba glue.

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👤︎ u/thirteen_20
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench

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👤︎ u/cosh1990
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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If any of you know how to fix broken hinges

My door is always open

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👤︎ u/MissouriFred
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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How do you fix a municipality with lies?

With a mend-a-city program :)

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👤︎ u/MrCalifornian
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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And I will try to Fix You... [OC]
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👤︎ u/wagespages
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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What should you use to fix your mask if it breaks?

Masking tape

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👤︎ u/aelbaum
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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How much time do you have to fix your parachute?

The rest of your life.

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👤︎ u/-mr-_-robot-
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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When you brake something and try to "fix" it before your mom gets home imgur.com/YNiJXZ8
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👤︎ u/freethememez
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste!

(Told to me today by a jolly policeman.)

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👤︎ u/LongjumpingEnergy
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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My son can fix all your plumbing, bring your electrical up to code and handle any framing or carpentry you could imagine

His name is Jack

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👤︎ u/Emeri5
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and children's toys?

It was just tankering.

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👤︎ u/mitfrenzy
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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How many Irishmen do you need fix up an overgrown garden?

Tree fellas!

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👤︎ u/double_peaks_jj
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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What do you use to fix a drawbridge?

A pencil.

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👤︎ u/scopinj
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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👤︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch

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👤︎ u/JDangerboy
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

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👤︎ u/uhavethebiggay
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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If any of you know how to fix broken hinges

My door is always open

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👤︎ u/apapipay
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

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👤︎ u/MangoAway17
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue

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👤︎ u/chipsnotfries
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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How do you fix a pumpkin?

Pumpkin patch

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👤︎ u/DeathcoreDadOfficial
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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How do you fix broken tomatoes?

Tomato paste.

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👤︎ u/fourchimney
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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👤︎ u/beardwithablog
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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How can you fix a sousaphone

With a tuba glue

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👤︎ u/a_very_small_dude
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

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👤︎ u/fourbears7
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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How do you fix a broken Pizza?

With Tomato Paste of course

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👤︎ u/DBelariean
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste

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👤︎ u/afarris5
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Tomato paste.

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👤︎ u/frossythesnowman
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

Use a pumpkin patch!

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👤︎ u/ElmerJ
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue

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👤︎ u/DrumSpace
📅︎ May 28 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

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👤︎ u/ididshave
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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How do you fix a broken gorilla ?

Monkey wrench

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👤︎ u/Messicanhero
📅︎ May 10 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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👤︎ u/coffee_cow
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

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👤︎ u/MarlinsBB
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and mechanical toys?

He was just tankering.

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👤︎ u/mitfrenzy
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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