How do you fix broken tomatoes?

Tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fourchimney
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How do you fix BeyoncΓ©'s private plane

Put a wing on it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FranticFridge
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch! πŸŽƒ

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a tuba glue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2020
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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2020
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If any of you know how to fix broken hinges

My door is always open

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MissouriFred
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2020
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How do you fix a municipality with lies?

With a mend-a-city program :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrCalifornian
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And I will try to Fix You... [OC]
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wagespages
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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What should you use to fix your mask if it breaks?

Masking tape

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aelbaum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
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How much time do you have to fix your parachute?

The rest of your life.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-mr-_-robot-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2019
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When you brake something and try to "fix" it before your mom gets home imgur.com/YNiJXZ8
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/freethememez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste!

(Told to me today by a jolly policeman.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LongjumpingEnergy
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My son can fix all your plumbing, bring your electrical up to code and handle any framing or carpentry you could imagine

His name is Jack

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Emeri5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2019
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and children's toys?

It was just tankering.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mitfrenzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2019
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How many Irishmen do you need fix up an overgrown garden?

Tree fellas!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/double_peaks_jj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2019
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What do you use to fix a drawbridge?

A pencil.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scopinj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JDangerboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2020
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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If any of you know how to fix broken hinges

My door is always open

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/apapipay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2020
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How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chipsnotfries
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2020
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How do you fix a pumpkin?

Pumpkin patch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeathcoreDadOfficial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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How do you fix broken tomatoes?

Tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fourchimney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2020
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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2019
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How can you fix a sousaphone

With a tuba glue

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_very_small_dude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2020
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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2019
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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fourbears7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2019
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How do you fix a broken Pizza?

With Tomato Paste of course

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DBelariean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afarris5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frossythesnowman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

Use a pumpkin patch!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElmerJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2018
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How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ididshave
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2018
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How do you fix a broken gorilla ?

Monkey wrench

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coffee_cow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2018
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MarlinsBB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2018
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and mechanical toys?

He was just tankering.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mitfrenzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2019
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