Five Hundred Pounds Puns

A list of puns related to "Five Hundred Pounds"

My friend dumped a five hundred pound load of pig intestines on his boss's desk in protest...

That took a lot of guts!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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I heard of an offer at my local chip shop where they give you one chip, a drop of vinegar and five hundred pounds cash for free, no questions asked...

I thought "I'll take that with a grain of salt."

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Apr 17 2017
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