Hilarious First Utility Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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What do a octopus and a human have in common?

They are both fairly dumb compared to the ultimately attainable intelligence of a biological organism given the use of cognitive enhancement utilizing vast computational resources.

(Yea that’s the joke, this is my first day on the job and I’m trying to impress the boss.) what am I saying

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👤︎ u/hisairnessag

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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