How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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If you need to find the longest side of a moose
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What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
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My boss said, βI find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.β
I said, βIt must be my weekend immune system.β
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A guyβs Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
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︎ Feb 13 2021
To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
where do you find lads in a concert?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Where do you find the best pirates?
Costco. You can get a 4 pound apple pie for like $12.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A waiter asks the "How did you find your steak, Sir?"
Me: I just looked next to the mash potatoes and there it was!
Source: tedthestoner2.0.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
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︎ Jan 26 2021
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why can you never find a hippo hiding in a tree?
Because they are so good at it.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Where should you go to find a date after you leave your ex?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what youβre wading for...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
To whoever stole my microsoft account, I will find you...
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︎ Nov 02 2020
You know how when you find a Genie's lamp, you're supposed to rub it?
Does that mean when you find a Frog's lamp, you Ribbit?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.
Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why did you find a stoned able Sherlock Holmes applying ketchup to your front yard ??
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
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︎ Oct 16 2020
How do you find the right book in a library that was caught in a flood?
Using the mildewey decimal system!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
When you find yourself a little mad...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
How do you find a lost train?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Where do you find the most fish? β¦
Between its head and its tail.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
What do you say if you find a person trying to poison someone with celiacs disease
Iβve caught you bread handed
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What do you find in a clean nose?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Which legume do you find in women's toilets?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are sick only on weekdays.
Me: It must be my weakened immune system.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
How did you find your steak, sir?
Right next to the potatoes.
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Easy. Just look for fresh prints.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
How do you find Will Smith in snow?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
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︎ Oct 07 2020
You stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prints! hehe
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︎ Nov 21 2020
To the person who stole my Microsoft office licence ,I will find you
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︎ Aug 12 2020
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Oct 29 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
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︎ May 11 2020
Why can you never find an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are really good at it.
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