Slumber parties should be called siesta fiestas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilsguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My fiancΓ©e and I were talking about our upcoming wedding...

Her - "When we get married, can we honeymoon in Iceland?"

Me - "Sure."

Her - "And we can have a party in a fjord?"

Me - "We'd have a Fjord Fiesta."

Her - "Goddammit."

I'm getting an early start on this dad jokes thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpikeMcAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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My coworker is getting a new car

She told me she wanted a Ford Fiesta in candy blue.

I responded "Fiesta, huh? Sounds like a party."

<Insert groans>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecun_uman
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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