Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
But now I much prefer DELL Lovecraft.
...the deep ones are also called the many-anglered ones, after all ;)
Because if they lovedcrafting them, they'd become eldritch horrors
This isn’t a Dell..
I guess he likes his eggs poached.
Diabetes
They mainly manufacture out of FIATnam.
Imagine if Sirius got married and has a kid and they were arguing and his kid was like 'Are you serious?' and he's be so torn. What dad joke does he make? 'Why yes I am Sirius' or 'No I'm not serius, I am dad'. Which one? Which one would he make?
I found this on the internet today and it was too funny not to share.
Snaples.
Oh, i hope they never Compaq.
the rest of the letters come aughter it.
She now has more power at her disposal.
Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso
I guess it didn’t have much HP.
Dad (looking at a website) : "How do I change my profile?"
Me: "Cut off your nose"
So around 130 this morning I heard someone using a circular saw outside my apartment. I got out of bed pissed off and saw through my window two people were cutting apart the fence surrounding our garbage bins and stole it.
After 2 hours of unsuccessfully trying to fall asleep, I went out for a smoke and saw a cop car in our lot. Somebody had made a noise complaint and the police responded.
I spoke to them and after giving them a description of what I saw (they found the entire situation hilarious) I asked them "so would you consider this a fence offence?"
Groans were had by all.
Mom: "Oh that's good, only 130 calories for the whole packet" Me: "Why would you eat the packet?" Dad: laughs
We went to pick up my mom's red Fiat 500, and as we turned right my dad remarked on a green Fiat that passed by us. He said: "I guess that one isn't ripe yet."
I chuckled.
I got into an ARAM game the other day. For those of you who do not know there are characters, or champions, you pick in the game. ARAM is a game-mode in League of Legends where the computer gives you a random character out of the 130+ champions, or so. I am not good at all the champions... not even close! So a way to balance this out the game allows you to trade champions with the other people on your team.
So in this game there is a champion called Fizz which I am not good with at all, which I randomly got... and this is what happened inside the pre-game chat:
Me: Oh shoot.
Me: Can anyone trade me?
--Someone trades me their champion--
Me: Thank you! I am so bad with this little guy that you can say I am... Fizzically challenged.
From a game lobby where I was the only one who used chat, it exploded to people typing their moaning and groaning, sensible chuckles, and hearty "LOLs".
During commercial break, a Fiat ad came on TV, showing Godzilla eating Fiat 500s. My mom first said, "guess he's in the mood for Italian?" My dad added, "Yes, he wanted Car-rabba's." I went into the halls of extinction after that.
I run a summer day camp for about 130 campers each day. This morning I woke up to a thunderstorm, and as a camp director, that meant all schedules and activities are out the window and something different had to be done.
I greeted all the campers at the morning assembly and said, "Looks like the rain has put a "damp"---er on things!"
It was met with resounding groans from the staff and older kids and a great giggle from the younger campers.
I was soooo proud!
Spoiler alert! https://flic.kr/p/HpUYVP
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My roommate said, "Is that a Fiat behind your car?"
"Yes," I replied. "Do you want to know why it's called that?"
"Why?" She asked.
"Because big guys like me can't FIat inside it."
Dadjoked Look Ensues
Dad: What's a Broadway? Me: ...... dad: about 130 pounds
Boss: 50 HP? That's a lot of amperage. We might want to install the larger circuit in the first place.
Me: So then, should I call the electrician and run the future current past them?
We are doing karaoke with the kids. My coworker sitting next me says, "I love Adele" after two kids sang.
My boss said "I'm using a HP, not a dell."
I'm totally jealous right now, cause now I wanna be a dad.
