A list of puns related to "Fiachrae"
If she had been alive today she would totally been on name nerds haha.
Go Cleo, I love your melodramatic taste in names. They are actually pretty cute for a sib set tbh.
Would y'all ever name your twins Helios and Selene? Or is it a bit too extra?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Fiachra is a masculine Irish name that derives from Gaelic fiach meaning "raven". In Irish legend Fiachra was one of the four children of Lir transformed into swans for a period of 900 years. This is also the name of the patron saint of gardeners, a 7th-century Irish abbot who settled in France.
http://www.behindthename.com/name/fiachra
https://forvo.com/search/fiachra/
What do you think of Fiachra? Any names that are similar (in sound, meaning, origin, etc) that you also enjoy?
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
As promised, again off the top of my head, here's a list of popular Irish boy names. Enjoy!
Aodhรกn / Ayy-dawn (Aidan)
Aodh / Ayy (like the letter A)
Anraรญ / On-ree (Henry)
Aonghus / Ain-guss (Ain like train)
Breandรกn / Bren-dawn (Brendan)
Caolรกn / Kway-Lawn (Keelin)
Conchรบr / Kuh-hoor (Conor)
Ciarรกn / Keer-Awn (Kieran)
Cillian / Killy-in (Killian)
Cรญan / Key-in (Keen)
Colm / Collum or Cullum (by region)
Daithรญ / Doh-Hee (Doh, like the start of doctor)
Diarmuid / Deer-mid or Jeer-mid (Dermot)
Deaglรกn / Deg-Lawn (Deg like Egg. Declan)
รanna / Ayun-ah (rhyme day-in-a)
Eoghan / O-in (Owen)
รamon / Aim-in (like you're "aiming" for something without the G!)
Ferdia / Fair-dya
Fearghal / Fair-gull (also Fergal)
Fiachra / Fee-a-cra
Fionn / F'yunn (Say "young" without the G at the end, and put an F before it all!)
Gearรณid / Gar-rode or Gar-ro'j
รarlath / Eer-La
Liam / Lee-um (as in Neeson or Payne)
Mรญcheรกl / Mee-Hawl (Michael)
Malachaรญ / Maa-La-Kee
Naoise / Nee-Sha
Niall / Ny-ull (As in Horan)
Odhrรกn / Orr-on or Or-in (Oran)
Oisรญn / Ush-een
Pรณl / Pole (Paul)
Peadar / Padder (Peter)
Pรกdraig OR Pรกdraic / Paw-rig OR Paw-drick (Patrick)
Rรญan / Ree-in
Rรณnรกn / Ro-Nawn or Ro-nin, anglicised
Risteard / Rish-tard (Richard)
Roibรฉard / Rub-aired (Robert)
Seรกn / Shawn (Shaun, Shawn, Sean etc.)
Sรฉamus / Shay-miss
Stiofรกn / Steff-awn (Stephen)
Tomรกs / T'moss (Like the start of "Awesome", with a "TUH" before it!)
Tiarnรกn / Teer-nawn (Tiernan)
Ultรกn / Ull-tawn or Ult-in, anglicised.
As always, any questions, fire away!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
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