Respect Threads:
A battle between two red gods whose sole duty is to destroy those who oppose the Heavens.
Rules:
Location: Helsinki, Finland
Distance: 100 meters
Win Conditions: Fight to the death
Round 1: No Speed Equalization
Round 2: Speed Equalized
Bring on the bloodshed. Also, try to provide reasoning and evidence for your responses.
Xi was forced to leave the chamber or face even worst criticism, which made Xi look even weaker before the party. He had been ostracized by the party, the people and the army... yet the worst had yet to even arrive. Wang Huning taking charge began calling the governors throughout China to find out of disturbances and their own view on Xi. In Xinjiang, Qinghai, Tibet, Gansu and Inner Mongolia they reported minor disturbances and in Xinjiang they didn't even know of the mass of protests due to poor communication, but had announced their support for whatever the party does in respect to Xi and Song, having been practically ignored by both. In the rest of the provinces other than the eastern coast they reported the same or some higher unrest with some interferance from them both but however Song's failure in Myanmar had them support Song's removal if the party agreed. In Gundong, Zhejiang, Heibei and Jiangsu they reported High levels of unrest and repeated the same on their policy towards Xi and Song, except for Zhejiang's govenor an appointee of Xi, however he said he would support Xi's removal as paramount in the current state of affairs and agreed with the consensus on Song.
The party had after being informed of the other the regional leaderships opinion requested for Wang to reach out to the army. The army stated they would not move to support the government till Song was removed from Office, due to his incompetence, harsh policies and general aggression. Calling Song a dangerous idiot with no redeeming factor in becoming leader of China. They have stated they would mobilize but take no action unless their demands were met, as Song had damaged their support for the current form of things immensely and stated they had even publicly denounced song.
Wang informed the Party of the Military's choice, and told them, "Will we sit with our hands under our asses. twiddling our thumbs as we see the Kuomintang and Guominjang return from their exile. Or do we return to source and improve our people's status and solidify control. Do we support the dictatorship of Xi and be overthrown or save ourselves by endorsing change? Members of the party withdrew to discuss
Song looked outside the building still, he saw members of the China Democratic League, the only party in the united front to walkover to the protesters side. They joined the protesters in demanding democratic reform but he could see why, if the protesters won they would gain mass support in democratic ele
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
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Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
