They make a prickly pear.
She told me she cantaloupe.
They got encaged
She never knew I existed
It didn't work out. It was a lawn distance relationship.
She knows what my heart needs.
Heโs bi satchel
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible
Her future in now in ruins
She got burned
Got the ass end of the deal
She got planted
He was pulling at my heart strings
She got ghosted
She got let down
It was a lawn-distance relationship
I wiped left.
Will she marry Nate Dogg?
It was a lawn distance relationship.
Bond, Gems Bond.
They are getting married in the spring.
They're getting married in the spring!
I was head over heels...
It was a Romantic gesture
She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to make her final preparations to move to Switzerland.
When she arrived back home, the thought occurred to her that she had not seen a โW.C.โ in the room or even down the hall. (A W.C. is short for โwater closetโ and is what the English call a toilet.) So she immediately emailed the pastor to ask him where the โW.C.โ is located.
The Swiss pastor had never heard of a โW.C.,โ and so he Googled the abbreviation and found an article titled โWayside Chapels.โ Thinking that the English lady was asking about a country church to attend near her new home, the pastor responded as follows:
Ms. Smith,
I look forward to your move. Regarding your question about the location of the W.C., the closest W.C. is situated only two miles from the room you have rented, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees. The W.C. has aย maximum occupancy of 229 people, but not that many people usually go on weekdays. I suggest youย plan to go on Thursday evenings when there is a sing-along. The acoustics are remarkable and the happy sounds of so many people echo throughout the W.C.
Sunday mornings are extremely crowded. The locals tend to arrive early and many bring their lunches to make a day of it. Those who arrive just in time can usually be squeezed into the W.C. before things start, but not always. Best to go early if you can!
It may interest you to know that my own daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I remember how everyone crowded in to sit close to the bride and groom. There were two people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one, but our friends and family were happy to share. ย I will admit that my wife and I felt particularly relieved when it was over. We were truly wiped out.
Because of my responsibilities in town, I canโt go as often as I used to. In fact, I havenโt been in well over a year. I can tell you I really miss regularly going to the W.C. Letโs plan on going together for your first visit. I can reserve us seats where you will be seen by all.
Sincerely,
Pastor Kurt Meier
Guess you could say there was a spark between us.
Thatโs the day the mermaid realized women and seamen donโt mix
He was enamled!
She was very attractive
...but alas it was all in vein
Distill my heart
Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony was simple, but the reception was excellent!
The ceremony wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
They're getting married in the spring.
They were in a lawn-distance relationship
The ceremony wasnโt much but the reception was incredible!
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!!!
The ceremony wasnโt much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasnโt much, but the reception was excellent.
I was head over heels
They're getting married in the spring.
They're getting married in the spring!
I made a pun. Now gimme gold plz!
The wedding wasn't much. But the reception was incredible!
The wedding wasnโt much but the reception was incredible!
