Federal Correctional Institution, Lompoc Puns

A list of puns related to "Federal Correctional Institution, Lompoc"

Nearly all inmates at Lompoc Federal Correctional Institute tested positive for coronavirus, most asymptomatic lompocrecord.com/news/loc…
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👤︎ u/ahydell
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Pro-Tip: If you get stopped at the light on Quincy where it intersects with Kipling as it turns red, safely get into the left lane and head into the grass surrounding the Englewood Federal Correctional Institution. It's faster than waiting at the light.
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👤︎ u/asciiman2000
📅︎ Dec 12 2021
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More than 240 inmates at the Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex have been vaccinated against COVID-19 as part of an effort to inoculate prisoners against the coronavirus following at least two outbreaks at the facility syvnews.com/news/local/cr…
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👤︎ u/Whey-Men
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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More than 900 cases of COVID-19 reported at Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex keyt.com/health/2020/05/0…
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👤︎ u/Addrobo
📅︎ May 08 2020
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The ACLU lawsuit alleges Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex Prison Warden Louis Milusnic and Federal Bureau of Prisons director Michael Carvajal mishandled the prison’s response to the COVID-19 outbreak. newspress.com/next-step-t…
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👤︎ u/Whey-Men
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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28 new cases of COVID-19, including eight at the Lompoc federal correctional complex, 16 in Santa Maria brainmedico.com.ng/2020/0…
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👤︎ u/Stanvolo
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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Kamaru Usman asked the UFC not to book him on PPV until he fought for a title so his father, and other inmates at the Federal Correctional Institution in Seagoville, Texas, could watch him fight.
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👤︎ u/jack__191
📅︎ Aug 01 2021
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TIL Mark Ciavarella, 71, remains jailed at Federal Correctional Institution-Ashland in eastern Kentucky. He is known for the "kids for cash" scandal and his expected release date is June 18, 2035. Ciavarella is going to be 85 when he gets released. news.yahoo.com/ciavarella…
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👤︎ u/Collective1985
📅︎ Oct 25 2021
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An investigation is underway into the death of an inmate at the Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex, according to Bureau of Prisons officials sanluisobispo.com/news/lo…
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👤︎ u/Whey-Men
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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H.R. 5562: To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 801 West Ocean Avenue in Lompoc, California, as the “Federal Correctional Officer Scott J. Williams Memorial Post Office Building”.

Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Lois Capps [D-CA24]

This bill was referred to the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform which will consider it before sending it to the House floor for consideration.

3 cosponsors are on that committee.

Govtrack.us Summary

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👤︎ u/congressbot
📅︎ Sep 19 2014
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Former Federal Correctional Institution Employee Indicted for Mail Fraud and Theft of Government Funds crweworld.com/sc/trending…
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👤︎ u/HotMomentumStocks
📅︎ May 25 2021
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Under the Federal Disciplinary and Correctional Institutions, the Ministry has recently set up a facility to administer the vaccine to prisoners eligible to receive the covid-19 vaccine for free. 179 prisoners got the vaccine on the first day.
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👤︎ u/alxsbrk
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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The day Al Capone arrived at the Federal Correctional Institution at Terminal Island in California - 7 January 1939.
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👤︎ u/marinamaral
📅︎ Apr 08 2017
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A former correctional officer at the Federal Correctional Institution in Tallahassee is facing an indictment for sexually abusing three inmates, according to a press release from the United States Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Florida. abc7ny.com/edna-mahan-cor…
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👤︎ u/Whey-Men
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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April 16th Covid-19 Update - 43 new cases new cases bringing the total 1618; 119 hospitalized of which 52 are in ICU; 63 cases of COVID-19 associated with the Mission Institution federal correctional centre, six of whom are in hospital; 966 recovered* news.gov.bc.ca/releases/2…
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👤︎ u/cyclinginvancouver
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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IamA Federal Correctional Officer at one of the most dangerous institutions in the USA AMA!

I've worked at my current FCC (Federal Correctional Complex) for 2 years now. I have seen a LOT of interesting things. Inmates stabbed, killed, attempted suicides, forced cell moves, staff being walked out for smuggling contraband to inmates and much more! I know this has been done before but that was a state facility I believe. Feel free to ask anything except what facility I work at (there are not that many FCC's)

At the FCC where I work there is an

  • SPC (satellite prison camp) for white collar criminals

  • SFF (secure female facility)

  • FCI (medium security prison)

  • USP (united states penitentiary - MAX custody inmates.)

My Proof: Imgur

Thank you all for participating! This was fantastic!! I had a great time, and hope you learned something about the Federal Bureau of Prisons!

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👤︎ u/FedCorrectionalOfc
📅︎ Jan 03 2015
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My citizens were complaining a lack of jail cells again... I decided to not just plop another Police Station! Let me present you the Robert S. Kelly Federal Correctional Institution.

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👤︎ u/Someoney
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Michael Cohen To Serve Time With ‘The Situation’ And Fyre Fest’s Billy McFarland — Donald Trump’s former fixer will have some celebrity neighbors at the Federal Correctional Institution in Otisville, New York. huffingtonpost.com/entry/…
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👤︎ u/a_very_nice_username
📅︎ May 05 2019
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A former correctional officer at the Federal Correctional Institution in Texarkana has been charged with violating federal bribery laws. txktoday.com/crime/former…
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👤︎ u/Whey-Men
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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A former corrections officer with the Federal Bureau of Prisons (BOP) Federal Correctional Institution in Petersburg, Virginia (FCI-Petersburg), was sentenced Tuesday to 54 months in prison for willfully making false statements to federal agents during a federal criminal civil rights investigation justice.gov/opa/pr/former…
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👤︎ u/Whey-Men
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Texas - As coronavirus spreads through Seagoville prison, inmates and family fear ‘a waiting game’ to get sick. Nearly 900 inmates have tested positive at the Federal Correctional Institution in Seagoville, two weeks after the prison announced an initiative for mass testing. dallasnews.com/news/publi…
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👤︎ u/liberatetutemet
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Maria Butina released from tallahassee federal correctional institution to iCE custody wctv.tv/content/news/Mari…
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👤︎ u/brallipop
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Dozens of cars honked their horns in protest outside the Federal Correctional Institution in Miami-Dade as family members of inmates protested what they say are inhumane conditions at the jail and want better protection against COVID-19. nbcmiami.com/news/local/p…
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👤︎ u/Whey-Men
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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