I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it.
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What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
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I have a horrific fear of elevators
Iβve started taking steps to avoid them
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What do you call a fear of giants?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.
The bastard put me on Xanax!
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Simple solution to my fear of the dark
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
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︎ Jan 16 2021
The therapist said I can get over my fear of buffets....
But first, I've got to want to help myself .
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I have a fear of speed bumps.
Iβm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do you call a fear of Germans in tight spaces?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.
Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. π€¦π»ββοΈ
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I have an irrational fear of being in a small room, packed with Germans.
I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.
I have a complex complex complex.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I'm developing a fear of German sausages
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︎ Jul 15 2020
How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?
The colt never bothered her anyway
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What Do You Call A Fear Of Getting Stuck In A Chimney?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
I used to have an irrational fear of eggs. . .
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car
She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I have a fear of being under something dirty but no one gets my position.
No one ever under stained...
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I used to have an irrational fear of obstacles...
...but I finally got over it.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I have a fear of automatic toilets.
They scare the crap out of me
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I have a fear of cinnamon bread...
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words...
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Today I learned Tessarakontadyochilexintaphobia is the fear of the number 42069.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Fear of Santa?
Claustrophobia.
Fear of German men? Klaustrophobia.
Fear of bears? Clawstrophobia.
Fear of legal agreements? Clausetrophobia.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I had a fear of climbing Chestnut Trees.
But now I have conkered it!!
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︎ Mar 18 2020
The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Just been to the doctors about my fear of giants
Iβve been diagnosed with Fe Fi Phobia
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What is the fear of giants?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I have a fear of elevators
But Iβve started taking steps to avoid it.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I have a fear of elevators,
So I've taken steps to avoid them.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
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︎ May 26 2020
I have a fear of speed bumps,
But I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I have a fear of speed bumps
But Iβm slowly getting over it
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I have a fear of speed bumps....
but Iβm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings
I have a complex complex complex
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I have a fear of overly complicated buildings
I have a complex complex complex
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︎ Jun 04 2020
My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex
He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex
The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.
Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building.
Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.
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︎ May 10 2020
I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities
It's a complex complex complex
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I have a fear of speed bumps...
but I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I was Diagnosed with chronic fear of Giants
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︎ Mar 09 2019
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
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︎ May 08 2020
What do you call a fear of giants?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I have a fear of giants
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︎ Mar 16 2020
I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but Iβm slowly getting over it.
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I have a fear of speed bumps.
Iβm slowly getting over it.
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
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