I have this pathological fear of two letter words.

I get terrified just thinking about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia

Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I have a horrific fear of elevators

I’ve started taking steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubergod1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a fear of giants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowman2099
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.

The bastard put me on Xanax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Simple solution to my fear of the dark

I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrrrmmmm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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The therapist said I can get over my fear of buffets....

But first, I've got to want to help myself .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps.

I’m slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muisicaldork
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....

Feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a fear of Germans in tight spaces?

Klaustrophobia

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.

Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I have an irrational fear of being in a small room, packed with Germans.

I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I'm developing a fear of German sausages

I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massattcker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?

The colt never bothered her anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What Do You Call A Fear Of Getting Stuck In A Chimney?

Claustrophobia

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I used to have an irrational fear of eggs. . .

...but I beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?

Skittish Yiddish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgjbl216
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car

She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingle485
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I have a fear of being under something dirty but no one gets my position.

No one ever under stained...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GongBreaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I used to have an irrational fear of obstacles...

...but I finally got over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I have a fear of automatic toilets.

They scare the crap out of me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I have a fear of cinnamon bread...

I have cinnamon dread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firebird_Frenzy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words...

....and I am scared!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Templefreed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Today I learned Tessarakontadyochilexintaphobia is the fear of the number 42069.

Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_neverlander
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Fear of Santa?

Claustrophobia.

Fear of German men? Klaustrophobia.

Fear of bears? Clawstrophobia.

Fear of legal agreements? Clausetrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdxp2b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I had a fear of climbing Chestnut Trees.

But now I have conkered it!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyginn12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.

It’s No Time to Die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Just been to the doctors about my fear of giants

I’ve been diagnosed with Fe Fi Phobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatboyfat1981
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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What is the fear of giants?

Feefiephobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallaLilllies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I have a fear of elevators

But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I have a fear of elevators,

So I've taken steps to avoid them.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

Feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps,

But I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps

But I’m slowly getting over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biscuithead85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps....

but I’m slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I have a fear of overly complicated buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenoblegoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex

He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex

The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.

Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building. Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities

It's a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps...

but I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I was Diagnosed with chronic fear of Giants

FeeFiphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...

...feefiphobia...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Fe-Fi-Phobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giga-oof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I have a fear of giants

Feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOrderOfARA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardtart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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I have a fear of speed bumps.

I’m slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnorkelTurkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

It's called feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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