A Scion of Many Worlds
The Axiom flows into him, slow and careful. Much like the additions he’s making to his own body. After Magrica freaked out he had to concede that it was a bad idea to rush his organs being regrown. It was still happening though, he was just taking it very slowly and carefully. He needs to be able to retain more energy than just the freaking Axiom. If there’s Null on the field he does not want to be reduced to a puppet with his strings cut.
That means fat cells funnily enough. Go figure that something seen as unappealing would actually be an important part of the human body. Or in this case an upgraded Urthani body. But he needs to store and retain excess calories. Otherwise any loss of Axiom will hurt if not kill him. Either that or develop so much muscle that it can burn itself to keep him moving. Or both. Both is good.
Fat cells, a more robust endoskeleton, more nerve development around and in his claws for better control, a more robust digestion and respiratory system. The sheer gaps that were in his biology were as fascinating as they were terrifying. It’s no wonder Cruel Space is named as such, Null would render him blind, deaf, immobile and quickly dead. He would have maybe five minutes if he didn’t have so much raw Axiom bullshit in his body.
Still, he’s been focusing. Improving his mind and memory. He could tell you the taste of textbooks he’s only seen in passing. The bits about human organs. The little diagrams in basic science texts? Accurate. Accurate enough that he’s already working on building more of... everything. But he’s already burned through most of the calories he’s taken in while they were still in the forest and pushing further now that he’s running on the local energy field just seems like a bad idea.
There’s an almost serene calm to the flying now. They’ve been at it for the entirety of the night and most of a day. He’s going to need more water soon. However he can make do with the Axiom. He doesn’t want to, but he can.
Just the thought of complaining brings backs memory of Drill Sergeants and he pushes it out of his mind. Although he does need to do something to fill the silence. It’s really starting to grate on him.
“So...” He begins and Magrica looks at him oddly, as if somewhat affronted that he would interfere with the journey with conversation.
“So?”
“Why do you only have a couple of straps for clothing? Wouldn’t some form of armour, or at least well padded cloth serve better?” He asks and s
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
It was about a weak back.
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
