I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.

I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagbon98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Picking Team Names for Fantasy Football...

Mom was really struggling to come up with a team name, she's not super into football, and when she asked for suggestions, my dad immediately blurted "How about 'Mom Brady'?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt_hans
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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COVID-19 Trivia Team Name

Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves β€œCOVID-19”

Anyone got any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cdogbd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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There is a guy named Meet in my team.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4beyt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.

Baller Baller Dills, Y’all

Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.

Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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We have a girl named Zara on our team...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkat_narwhal
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?

They didnt Nguyen a single game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I had a really good fantasy football team.

Then, My Luck ran out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigger3370
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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My son plays right field for a little-league team called the Angels

I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it. So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!

Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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need puns for gnctr team name

hey guys my team is deciding on a team name on Thursday and I thought I could consult the pun masters of reddit to get the ball rolling. The name usually dictates the theme our team has for the competition and the name is usually a pun of toboggan or sled, previous examples jursled park, this one time at bogg camp, Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost sled. obviously these aren't the best puns so I feel like getting a good one would really sell it this year. thanks!

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Pun Request: Facilities Department needs a team name for an office wide Bubble Hockey Team

Any ideas on bringing Office Management and Hockey Terms together for a good team name?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoJohnTrumbal
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!

We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!

Thanks guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neptune121
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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[Request] Space and Robots Team Name

I'm looking for a punny team name that involves space. It doesn't need to contain robots but it would be nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingOfPillows
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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My fantasy football team always wins...

Why would anyone fantasize a losing team?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mazzack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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Need help finding a skin related team name.

Hi my school is having a competition related to skin. My teammates and I are looking for a clever skin related term. Reddit's the holy grail of puns so I figured I could find something here. It dirty or clean it doesn't matter there are no rules. EDIT: We had the competition today, and as I replied down lower my team wanted the name, "Myoclonic Jerks." Wasn't skin related, but they liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShonkaMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2014
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I want to form a hockey team with a bunch of old men named Gerald...

and call it the "GerryHatTricks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Incrediblyjamon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2014
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Kickball team name for plumbing company?

I'm usually on the ball with puns (yes, intended) but I'm drawing a blank here. Need your help pretty please!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raezin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Need help with volleyball team names

It probably needs to be PG-13

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstroZach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2016
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[REQUEST] Safety based team names

I'm looking for a team name that is based on a safety pun or play on words. Currently I have Safety Pins, Dukes of Hazard and Risky Business. This is for a workplace event so it also has to be civil.

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Hi, r/Puns. I need a funny name for a quiz team. Help!

I'm going to a quiz with my girlfriend's work in a couple of weeks and need to think of a name. I've been thinking for a while and can't think up anything original, but I also want it to be somehow relevant to her work - she works for a local city council here in the UK.

Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remalaptar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2013
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Help me think of punny names for a team!

We are a singing group and we need a team name related to Valentine's Day. Gimme your best punny team name that involves love or singing or both!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abbystellar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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Computing pun for a team name

I'm looking for a name for a programing team. Do you see a good pun, simple enough to be understood by a beginner ? Thank you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hylrac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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Buffalo would have more success in the NFL if the team didn’t insist on all their players being named William
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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My school hosts a volleyball tournament every year. Here are some if my favorite team names
  • The Notorious D.I.G.
  • The Orval Redenblockers (I probably butchered that spelling)
  • The Volley Lamas
  • The Gold Diggers
  • The Serve-ivers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAce1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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Help With a Teacher Team Name Pun!

My fellow high school teachers and I are joining a kickball league and we need help with a good pun themed team name. Any help is appreciated! Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JarHeadVet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2015
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Dad joked a kid on my son's little league team.

"Wow, that play was pretty tense!"

"You know what else has pretty tents? A campground."

"....... Aaaahhhh. Heehee!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimrob4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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My son's new soccer team name is Cheetahs. At dinner I said that was the worst sports team name ever.

My wife asked why and I said "Because, Cheetahs never win..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve626
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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tag-teamed by my parents and brand names during the holidays

I looked in the fridge to start helping my mom bake pies for family dinner.

Me: "Dad, when did you start drinking alcoholic root beer?"

Dad: "It's not mine."

Mom: "He got that for you, because it's not your father's root beer."

Dad: "The Dad's root beer is mine though, so don't touch it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdubsky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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I want to buy a second NBA team in Miami.

At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, I’ll say, β€œit’s not the Heat. It’s the Humidity.”

(Credit to Brian Regan)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munger88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Olive Garden Fantasy Football

In a fantasy football league with some olive garden employees. Team name is Olive the TDs. Anyone have any other good team names?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeadKisses
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raidenisme
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Looking for a play on the word Pod for a team name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricbertymorytinez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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Punny soccer team name?

Give me some ideas!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonahtron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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