I wonder if Anakin Skywalker was a big fan of Elvin Bishop

'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clambake42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."

My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rolls20s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?

Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police

Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I told my friend I was a big fan of Metallica.

He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tkl15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What is a half-life fan's favorite piece of farm equipment?

A combine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Doom_Slayer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I'm a real big fan of cars. I guess you could say I am..

A MotΓΆrhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BestWest45
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!

He just stands there applauding and saying β€œOoh, I love how smooth it is”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords! reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorkyautisticgirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomboxblam
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I used to be a fan of boats...

But that ship has sailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I'm a huge fan of that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chev-Raughn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I’ve got a lot of fans, you know.

The AC’s been broken for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stabbyGamer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I'm a big fan of Eminem...

Especially his movie "12.9 Kilometer"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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The biggest fan of U2 was a penniless lawyer

Everything he did was pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I’m not a fan of organelles

They’re such incels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldfsgameryt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I’m a huge fan of the rotation of the earth.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I've never been a fan of corn fields.

Something about them is just earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schneef_Jerky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Some people are not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas

Will.i.am

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I am a big fan of playing different songs together

You can say that I am medley in love with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoqkhan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I’m not a big fan of the tea in Germany

Over there it’s β€œDer Tee”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I'm a big fan of white boards

I find them quite re-markable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts

Wouldn't Wanna Beya's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said

"that about sums it-up"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I'm not a big fan of Thor's brother.

He's Loki a bad guy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhreedomPhighter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I wasn’t a big fan of having muscle when I started weightlifting

It’s growing on me though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato_253
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I'm not personally a fan of Holland and all of their windmills.

However, there are a lot of big fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedrabies
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I wasn’t a huge fan of my new haircut...

But it’s starting to grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okiespy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My son was sitting in front of a fan on a hot day...

I said "whatever blows your hair back"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carpe_Noctum42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I wasn’t a big fan of the despicable me movies

But then it gru on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristopheGS
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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I'm not a huge the fan of Aretha Franklin

But I respect her as a singer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MighMoS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I’m not a fan of this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeMaker_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan which had the bearing of a military helicopter airily surveying the aftermath of a natural disaster.

Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.

His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.

"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."

"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.

"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."

"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."

"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyLeo1337
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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My pastor wasn’t a fan of my new Jesus Riceβ„’

He said not to take the lords name in grain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spyro4now
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My friend Dante was a big fan of PETA, but then decided to protest against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Not a big fan of piercings is the key takeaway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amateurlapse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I'm a big fan of the one night stand

Two just make my bedroom look cluttered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Witherkay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Lego Lord of the Rings was a definitive moment for Tolkien fans

Up to that point they had been Legoless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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I used to be a fan of this subreddit...

Now I am an air conditioner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny0474
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I've always been a fan of heist movies, but the one involving the bakery has to be one of my favourites of all time.

That one takes the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why isn’t Master Yoda a fan of rugby?

Because there is no try, only do, or do not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth-noxious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I'm a big fan of Cardi-B

but not a big fan of cardi-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I'm a big fan of whiteboards

I find them quite re-markable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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