There are some phenomenal deals out there right now

I just got an 84-inch screen TV for my family. Not gonna lie, it was a pretty good trade.

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I knew someone that went through a slow death

It took him 84 years.

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Dad joked during clinicals today

Patient: Why couldn't they play cards on the Ark?

Me: Why?

Patient: Because Noah was standing on the deck.

He chuckled so satisfyingly. 84-years-old, one day post-op from a total knee replacement, proof that nothing can stop the dad jokes.

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Every single time my dad makes a purchase...

and it's between $15.00 - $19.99, he says, "That was a good year." Then proceeds to completely make up a fact about it.

"That'll be $18.84." "That was a good year. They invented steel wool that year."

The look on the workers face is priceless, and is always followed by, "Really?!" Then my dad laughs and says no.

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Grandpa dadjoked me today on his birthday.

Me: Happy Birthday Grandpa! How old are you today?

Grandpa: I am 84 Years old today.

Me: Wow..Your getting up there grandpa. I hope to live to be 84 some day.

Grandpa: Im sure you will be. We come from a line of long livers..... some of us even have livers this long. (Holds hands up two feet apart from one another).

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Know how to find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Look for the sesame seed buns.

A dad joke courtesy of my 84 year old grandma.

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