I opened up an exotic bird store next to my rival.

Cause toucan play that game.... I’ll show myself to the door πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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On a whim, I went to buy 100 exotic birds last week

All my mates took the piss out of me saying that I had more money than sense. But it turned out alright, they were pretty cheep cheep cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkes00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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One exotic bird cannot destroy capitalism

But Toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dajafo01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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How many beers does it take to get an exotic bird drunk?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipokefatpeople
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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My wife and I went to a new restaurant last night, where they serve the flesh of exotic birds and animals.

We both decided to try pelican, which was absolutely fantastic, but the bill was enormous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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How many exotic birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandorbelt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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My father was in the army...

And I remember he used to be stationed in exotic places all over the world. Once he came back home with a very exotic looking bird. I asked him what kind of a bird it was and he told me it’s a rare almost extinct species called a Foux (pronounced Foo). This foux was the apple of his eye and he would take care of the bird as if it was his own child. Sometime during this period the Foux began developing a real bad case of constipation and my father was really worried about it. He tried all kinds of medicines to make the Foux pass it’s bowels, but nothing was working. One day, during this period, I woke up to a huge argument taking place between my parents. My mom was accusing him of cheating on her during one of his tours, she had found some pictures of him and another woman and he was denying it vehemently. I realized then that my father had been quite the philanderer and this wasn’t the first time he had been caught. My mom was trying to get him to just admit to his indiscretion.

β€œWhy don’t you just admit it Harry”, she said;

but he stuck to his denial,

β€œYou think I could ever do something like this Sarah”, he said.

Right then amidst all this ruckus, the Foux began to take a dump, in the middle of the living room.

My mom looked at the bird, then looked back at my dad and with a sense of resignation she just said β€œWell if the Foux shits...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangaRedRascal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Assist me with some puns

So my s/o gets super crossed when I tell him puns. I'd greatly appreciate if you guys could drop your cheesiest puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSithLord
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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My exotic bird challenged me to a game of chess

I told him, "Toucan play at that game."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natebrennan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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