The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.

She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.

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📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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The evil queens mirror as been stolen.

Police are looking in to it.

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Doctor's office

So I go into the dr. office, tell the receptionist my name and say "I have an appointment with the doctor."

She says "Which doctor?"

I say "No, just a regular one..."

Get it? Witch Doctor...

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📅︎ Dec 10 2015
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