A list of puns related to "Evey Hammond"
Both were parentless from the moment they were introduced and were dragged into a war where they encounter a well known person who was persecuted from society only to teach them a lesson the true reality of the current status quo who then passed away passing their ideals onto them.
Even they don a mask to move forward with their legacy and even went on like Gengo's Land of Silence + Rahyo Armament Alliance and the masses dressing up as V.
Obito didn't give a fuck about Madara while Evey did under V's guidance.
Thoughts?
The eye hole of the ski mask heβs wearing.
Bear with me, this is my first reddit post.
As a BIG fan of the V for Vendetta movie I wanted to make V's introduction more easily understandable. I have included the original and my altered version.
Original on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW6HbZXI9Y0
Enjoy!
Original:
"Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Transliterated:
"Behold! In view, a humble retired actor, cast in the place of others as both victim and villain by the difficult path of Fate. This mask, no mere cover of pride, is a memory of the voice of the people, now empty, gone. However, this honorable appearance of a historic annoyance, stands energized and has promised to overthrow these corrupted and poisonous pests whom lead with moral weakness and permit the violently cruel tortures and ravenous violation of free choice. The only outcome is revenge; a war, promised, not in vain, for the value and truth of such shall one day defend the steadfast citizen. Truly, this soup of words has become most ineffective, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Edit: Formatting
Edit 2: Added the youtube link to the clip from the movie
Edit 3: Fixed the Viola! ;)
Predictive programming is "the theory that the government or other higher-ups are using fictional movies or books as a mass mind control tool to make the population more accepting of planned future events."
Many conspiracy theorists believe that "The Matrix" was "pre-programming" for the 911 terrorist attacks and list Mr. Anderson's Passport information as a piece of evidence. The expiration date on his passport reads "September 11, 2001." An expiry date symbolizes death. Passports are also used to travel by plane, and planes were used in the 911 terrorist attacks. There are many other clues such as Neo bombing the building within the elevator shafts which hint at an inside job and the helicopter slamming into the building etc.
This is a prop of Natalie Portman's ID card in "V for Vendetta", however on the original prop there is a red horizontal "void" sticker on it. On Netflix, at 1:57:17 remaining, you can see the card. The expiration date is listed as "12/24." This, like Mr. Anderson's id, predicts a major event before it is going to happen. This will happen on December 2024.
To add to this theory, the line "remember, remember, the 5th of November" is frequently repeated. On November 5th 2024, there will be a presidential election in the USA. The election will most likely be between Biden and Trump. Saying this, it is most likely that Biden will win and the far-right will commit an act of terrorism on 12/24 which will launch the USA into a civil war.
In addition, remember how a passport is connected to planes? The ID of Portman's character belongs to the propaganda news agency she works for. Trump supporters have a deep hatred for the news networks which Trump has coined "fake news." Saying this, the terrorists will most likely attack news stations.
In the movie, "V" blows up the Courthouse and Parliament building. Because Trump supporters stormed the Capitol, it is likely that the capitol will be bombed with possible dead politicians including Biden. AOC, who served under a Kennedy, may be sacrificed like a Kennedy. The result may be the republicans taking power and a civil war.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Currently doing an important school essay on Evey Hammond and her transformation on living in fear to living fearless. If you have time could anyone like give me some ideas of examples of techniques used (camera shots, dialogue and lighting) to highlight Evey's transformation (particularly the prison scenes) and the affect of these examples and how they tell the reader about her transformation and stuff, surely give us some ideas thanks
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
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