Ethel Hays Puns

hi all

since my exams are over and i submitted all my papers, i've had some free time and put together a new timeline for us here on duggarsnark, it includes everything i could think about, to the best of my knowledge. with that in mind, i am prefacing this with the knowledge that i will have made mistakes in it, please feel free to correct me in the comments if you find an error. so much has happened with so much being revealed, i couldn't get it straight, so here you go. i hope this helps any new snarkers with the basic history of the duggars. if i also have failed to include something lemme know and i'll add it in. in thanks, i want to thank this sub, and the posts on here which helped in putting this together, especially /nuggetsofchicken who helped with the legal breakdowns for the trial timeline, and the faqs which helped with the more mythic aspects of this, i also utilised the fundiewiki a great deal so shout out to them.

The Duggars - The Ultimate History Master Doc

• If ‘*’ this means this information could be fabricated.

1965

• Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar is born on 18/07/1965, in Springdale, Arkansas, to Jimmy Lee "JL" Duggar and Mary Lester. He was the couple's second child. Link

1966

• Michelle Evelyn Ruark was born on September 13th, 1966, to Garrett Floyde Ruark and Ethel Marie Hardin. She was the couple's seventh and final child. Link

1982

• Michelle attended Springdale High School and was a cheerleader. During this time, she struggled with self-worth and was bulimic.
• Michelle is saved.
• Jim-Bob and Michele first meet, he and his friend are going door to door, and his friend recommends they go and see Michele, who has recently been saved. For Jim-Bob it is love/lust at first sight, Michele admits not remembering this meeting.

1983

• Michelle begins working in Jim Bob’s mothers frozen yoghurt shop, Jim Bob admits to recommending her to his mother because he liked her so much. He invites Michele to his senior banquet at his high school, Michelle accepts and they go on their first date.
• On the 24/12/1983 Jim Bob proposes to Michelle and she accepts.

1984

• Michelle graduates high school.
• Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar married Michelle Annette Ruark on 21/07/1984, Michelle baked her own wedding cake and wore the dress of her mother-in-law. They then went their honeymoon to Mount Nebo and Lak

This is gonna be one of my more simple posts but I know some people have trouble with name picking, and I know this because I used to roleplay a lot on different games and people would always come to me for help in name picking! I myself have like 5 different names within my DR. SO, I will give everyone a list of unique names I can think of:

FEMININE:

Danica (My DR first name - Can be pronounce Dan-Ick-Cuh or Dan-Ee-Cuh)

Lorelei/Lorelai (Lore-Ah-Lie | Laura-Lie - My DR second name)

Salacia (Suh-Lay-Shuh - My DR third name)

Cleonova (Clee-Oh-Know-Vuh - My DR fourth name)

Persephone (Per-Seh-Fun-Ee | Per-Seh-Funny)

Bibi (Bee-bee - This can also be a cute shortened name for names like Britney instead of Brit)

Eve (Ee-Vee)

Alissa/Alyssa (Can be pronounced Ah-Liss-Suh or Ah-Lee-Suh)

Nicole (Nih-Cole | Nick-Cole)

Noel (No-Ell)

Jasmine (Jaz-Min or can be pronounced Jaz-Mean)

Ethelle or Ethel (Eh-Thuh-Elle | Eth-Elle (like the name Elle, not "Eth-Ole")

Vittoria (Like Victoria but without the C. Vit-Tor-Ee-Uh)

Venus (Vuh-Ee-Nuh-Ss | Vee-Nuss)

April (Like the month, Aye-Proll/Prill)

Avril or Abril for April alternatives. Same pronounced but with a V or B.

December - Met a girl names December once, why not? (Dee-Sem-Bur)

Summer (Some-Err)

Winter (Win-Terr)

Xyla (Zuh-Eye-Luh | Zie-Luh)

Ivy (Eye-Vee)

Carmen (Car-Men, literally - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSWfRf-Vf0Y )

Violet (Vuh-Eye-Let | Vuh-Eye-Oh-Let | Vye-Let)

Ginger (Jin-Jer | Jen-Jer)

Lokelani (Loh-Keh-Lah-Nee)

Cassandra/Kassandra (Cas-Sand-Druh)

Poppaea (Pop-Pay-Yuh)

Lilith (Lih-Lih-Thuh | Lil-Ith | Lil-Luth)

Angélique (An-Gel-Lee-Cuh | Angel-Leek | An-Gel-Leek)

Aoede (Ay-Ee-Dee)

Mia/Mya/Maya (All pronounced either My-Yuh or you can do it like May-Yuh)

Tara (Tar-Ruh or more gently like Tah-Ruh, you can use a tongue roll to "Ruh" as well)

Karen (I know you're probably laughing, but if you say it differently it sounds cute - Kah-Reen - with a rolling R. One of my good friends has this name and it's pronounced this way)

MASCULINE:

Damiar (Dah-Muh-Ear | Dam-Mere | Dam-Muh-Ear)

Virago (Vir/Vor/Var-Ogg-Oh - This is a word that can mean domineering or violent as well, would be a good name for a villian or anti-heo!)

Andromalius (My DR father's name - And-Row-Muh-Lee-Us, also 72nd demon's name in the Ars Goetia)

Amduscias (Am-Doo-Zee-Us, demon name)

Shax/Shaz (Both pronounced Shaz/Shah-Zuh - all together, demon name

I've decided to sell a large portion of my collection. Records are visually graded. Many of these have never been played, and are graded conservatively. I don’t list a record as Mint unless it’s sealed. Records are priced to sell, trying to list prices at lower than current Discogs prices for similarly conditioned items. I’ll be listing these alphabetically in chunks to not overload one post, but I’ll include a link to my Discogs colllection, if you see anything of interest, feel free to ask even if it’s not listed in the post below. All records have been resleeved into poly-lined inner sleeves.

The records listed as FREE are only free if you purchase.

My Discogs collection

https://www.discogs.com/user/sonicpharmacist/collection

Shipping is $5 flat no matter how many titles. US only please.

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ARTISTS M (PLUS SOME I HAVEN'T LISTED PREVIOUSLY)

Johnny Cash - At Folsom Prison (5LP Box RSD) $100 VG+/NM European RSD 2018 issue, some scuffs from paper inner sleeves across just about every LP, which do not affect playback

Chick Corea - Now He Sings, Now He Sobs (Tone Poet) SOLD NM/VG Seam split on top of back gatefold SOLD

Dire Straits - Making Movies (MFSL) $50 NM/G+ Cover is in rough shape, seam split on bottom front and back gatefolds and top front gatefold, corner crunch on bottom spine, corner bends on upper and lower right

Peter Gabriel - Us (45rpm 3 LP) $60 NM/G Purchased off Discogs from a European seller who decided to send it overseas in a bag. As a result, the back gatefold has a large bend, along with multiple creases along the top and bottom of both gatefold. However, the records are pristeen.

Magic Sword - Endless (VIP Edition) $40 NM/M #293/418, comes with comic book and poster (no slipmat)

Stephen Mallinder - Um Dada (Blue Clear) $10 VG+/VG+ Record has a few marks, inner sleeve has pretty bad creasing on corner

Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible $18 NM/NM A lit

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

There's quite a few names in this yearbook, so sticking with just the ones with fun nicknames, plus anything on the more unusual side.

Girls

Gertrude Ethel "Skirts"

Louise Virginia "Weesie"

Baylise Viola

Elizabeth Miriam "Giggles"

Willie Mae "Piggie"

Eleanora Madeline "Boots"

Florence "Little Bits"

Credella

Virion Cecelia

Frances Ingram "Bubbles"

Arlyn Juanda "Gipsy"

Jacqueline Winona "Giggles"

Ada Marlene Dietrich (seriously, Marlene Dietrich was the middle name--I love it haha)

Theadore Magdalene

Thelma Elizabeth "Teeny Weeny"

Helen Gertrude "Shef"

Ella Theophia "Hicky"

Mamie Fannie "Duck"

Charlotte Thirdinia

Audren Novella

Thelma Carleen "Piggy"

Veral

Marserlene "Wicky"

Arbutus Virginia

Ada Flemontine "Snooks"

Willa Lee "Tiny"

Eleanor Eloyce

Virginia Ellen "Ginger"

Gonevia Vee "Bish"

Veryl Estelle "Peaches"

Vivian Odessa "Minnow"

Alexina Ruth

Yvonne Ferebee

Portia James "Jimmy"

Martie Ann "Boots"

Pauline Louise "Tippy"

Elmatee "Tallyho"

twin sisters Dorothy Francina and Francina Dorothy

Rosine Mahelen

Odessa Allena Marie "Dolly"

Olive Marie "Dimples"

Inez "Nezzie"

Gloria Ann "GAS"

Boys

William Lawrence "Bubby"

Harry Joseph "Cutie on Duty"

Frances Leroy "Stringbean"

Napoleon Clarence "Ricardo"

Earl Louis "Red"

Frederick Edward "Runt Radcliffe"

Cornelius Alexander "Stix"

Gerald William "Bill Litmus"

Robert Edward "Lucky"

Dwight "DeWitt"

William "China"

Norman Henry "Nubby"

Matthew Grienberry "Elder"

Clarence Herbert "Baby Charles"

Charles Edward "Knowledge"

Hayes "Champ"

Benjamin Maltravious

Robert Lenwood "China"

Jospeh Commodore "Mack"

Norman Wilson "Flip"

Bradford Aurelius

Samuel James "Joe Blow"

Clyde Marvin "Brutus"

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Welcome to r/GoldenAgeofGospel and 2022! This is home to 73 of the finest Redditors who naturally exhibit immaculate taste and discernment in all areas of life, not just music. Cheers to you!

Now that your revelry is over and you’re recovering gently, let’s ease you into a new year.

Reverend John Newton, author of the lyrics to "Amazing Grace", introduced this hymn to his parishioners in Olney, England on this day in 1773. Although we tend to believe the new year is a new beginning, time to make resolutions and such, Newton believed the first day of the year was the time to reflect back on one’s words and actions in the previous year and take stock of one’s life. So taking a page from Newton’s book, this sub is six months old, so it will be a quick and easy glance back.

I have noted that the songs I am most excited to share get few upvotes and others are upvoted more. Interesting. Let’s put this to good use. Here are two compiled lists. Consider them recommendations for songs to explore. Highest upvoted vs. ones I added to my music collection and have played multiple times.

Upvoted by you:

• 1. "The Wrong Way to Celebrate Christmas" — Reverend Edward W. Clayborn
• 2. "Mary Had a Baby" — The Tuskegee Institute Choir
• 3 "Nothing Between" — Marion Williams
• 4 "Jazz on a Summer’s Day" — Mahalia Jackson
• 5 "Wade in the Water" — Brother John Sellers
• 6 "Steal Away to Jesus" — Roland Hayes
• 7 "I Will Overcome Someday" — Reverend Gary Davis
• 8 "Overdose of the Holy Ghost" — The Clark Sisters
• 9 "I Found a Leak in the Building" — Alex Bradford
• 10 "These Are They" — Mahalia Jackson

My favorites:

• 1 "What Are They Doing In Heaven Today" — The Staple Singers
• 2 "Beams of Heaven" — The Wooten Choral Ensemble (don’t miss their live version 50 years later!)
• 3 "Lord Keep Me Day By Day" — The Caravans
• 4. "Saviour More than Life to Me" — Princess Stewart
• 5 "How Jesus Died" — The Pilgrim Travelers
• 6 "[My Troubles Are So Hard to Bear]

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

first off, thank you all for your help in editing this, i have dyscalculia and so dates are tricky for me sometimes so your eyes were so helpful in spotting mistakes. i have taken all your edits and popped them in. if the mods would like to add this to the side bar, i would be honoured. thanks again everyone xx

The Duggars - The Ultimate History Master Doc

- If ‘*’ this means this information could be fabricated.

1965

- James Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar is born on 18/07/1965, in Springdale, Arkansas, to Jimmy Lee "JL" Duggar and Mary Lester. He was the couple's second child. Link

1966

- Michelle Annette Ruark was born on September 13th, 1966, to Garrett Floyde Ruark and Ethel Marie Hardin. She was the couple's seventh and final child. Link

1982

- Michelle attended Springdale High School and was a cheerleader. During this time, she struggled with self-worth and was bulimic.

- Michelle is saved.

- Jim-Bob and Michelle first meet, he and his friend are going door to door, and his friend recommends they go and see Michelle, who has recently been saved. For Jim-Bob it is love/lust at first sight, Michelle admits not remembering this meeting.

1983

- Michelle begins working in Jim Bob’s mothers frozen yoghurt shop, Jim Bob admits to recommending her to his mother because he liked her so much. He invites Michelle to his senior banquet at his high school, Michelle accepts and they go on their first date.

- In May of this year, Jim Bob graduated from Shiloh Christian High School.

- On the 24/12/1983 Jim Bob proposes to Michelle and she accepts.

1984

- Michelle graduates high school.

- Robert ‘Jim Bob’ Duggar married Michelle Annette Ruark on 21/07/1984, Michelle baked her own wedding cake and wore the dress of her mother-in-law. They then went their honeymoon to Mount Nebo and Lake Fort Smith in Arkansas, but cut their trip short to begin work on their new home.

- Michelle begins using birth control

1988

Births

- Joshua James Duggar is born on the 03/03/1988

Life Events

- Michelle continues taking the birth control pill

1989

Births

- Michelle miscarries Caleb Ryan on the 23/01/1989

Life Events

- Michelle and Jim Bob believe that birth control contributes to the miscarriage, and stop using all forms of birth control.

1990

Births

- Jana Marie and John David Duggar are born on the 12/01/1990

1991

Births

- Jill Michelle Duggar is born on the 17/05/1991

1992

Births

- Jessa Lauren Duggar is born on the 04/11/1992

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When I got home, they were still there.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)