Did anyone else apply to the 2019/2020 ESDP and hear back from this process?
I recently heard back saying I have met the qualifications to move to the next step by providing them my education documents.
What happens after this point? Has anyone ever done this program/ similar one where they have progressed to the next level. Example, for the Agriculture Canada ESDP, you start as an EC-02 and progress to a EC-05.
Hope this is good news for me, I would love to work for them some day.
Hello! Does anyone have any experience working at NAVAIR, especially in ESPD at Pax River. I'm looking at ME position there. Any insight is greatly appreciated!
I was curious if there are any engineers who currently work for NAVAIR. I begin work in 5 weeks and will be falling into the Engineering and Scientists Development Program, but honestly have no idea what to expect for the first few weeks, to the next few months, and onwards to the next few years. Perhaps there is a fellow ESDP out there who can give me the general idea of what my starting career might look like and what will be expected if me so that I can become someone indispensable to the company.
Mir ist vorhin in den Sinn gekommen, dass die Challenge für Eddy noch besteht, nämlich ein Stand-Up Programm zu schreiben und dieses aufzuführen. Da er gesundheitlich diese Woche (wahrscheinlich) noch ausfällt, verschiebt sich diese Challenge vielleicht noch eine oder zwei Wochen nach hinten. Daraus würde sich eine Chance auf Live-Publikum ergeben. Wenn diese Challenge wirklich erst in kommender Zeit aufgenommen wird, könnte ein Termin organsiert werden (bevorzugt am Wochenende zum Beispiel jenes am 04. und 05 Juli) damit Etienne sein Programm vor Leuten aus der Bohnen-Community vortragen kann. Dazu müsste nur eine Art Aula in einer Schule gemietet werden oder ein Kinosaal, aber auch ein kleiner Theaterraum wäre möglich. Würde zwar ein paar Euros kosten, ich denke aber dies wäre ein Highlight für Einzelne aus der Community in der Nähe von Hamburg, welche Eddys Stand Up Talent genießen könnte :D Natürlich müsste Etienne diesem Vorhaben zustimmen aber richtiges Stand Up Comedy ist eigentlich nur mit Live-Publikum! Und die Challenge würde dann auch mehr Spaß machen, wenn Etienne cool bleibt und sein Programm nicht vergisst :D Aber vielleicht ist auch schon was geplant von Rocketbeans
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
