A man went to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach
His condition is stable now
A man was admitted to hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses.
His condition has been described as stable.
What does the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call the elite group of undead, sent to retrieve the souls who escape from Hades?
I was rushed to the ER last night after I swallowed 8 plastic horses.
They said my condition is stable.
A young man was hunting a bull. He fired his bow, but the arrow landed a few feet to the left of the bull and it escaped.
Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
I just told a blind person to pass the salt on the beach....
He said he didn't sea salt.
Its 12:16 right now give me a break
What did the vegetarian swimsuit model wear to the beach?
A man was admitted to hospital today with 10 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
My Gf invited me to the beach
I wasn't shore what to do
Going to the beach? Make sure you pack an extra pair of swim trunks.
In case the first pair gets wet.
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.
Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.
Two sesame seeds have escaped prison and are believed to be hiding out on top of some bread.
Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, oceans can’t talk.
A group of friends were walking around the beach looking to find a hotel to stay but they were all booked except for one, one of them said:
"Guys, that's our last resort."
at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
I have a friend who loves computer programming but his parent wanted him to be a doctor. So he became a plastic surgeon.
Now he's a full rack developer.
I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
A dyslexic goes to a nude beach
And is disappointed to only see large piles of sand.
Today I saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe.
I thought it was a little condescending.
What do you call an old-school linux user who also likes to go to clothing optional beaches?
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
What beach do zombies like to visit?
Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?
Because he was below C-level.
Prisoner: "I'm sorry I tried to escape. "
Guard: "I'm not mad. Just very disappointed. "
REMEMBER KIDS....NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
It used to be taboo to talk about plastic surgery.
Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
What do you say to applaud the vermin that managed to escape the breakfast porridge?
Why didnt the escaped peasant want to go to the beach
he didnt want to go serfing again
What did one video call tell to another on the beach?
What does Carrot Top wear to the beach?
What does a cello wear to the beach?
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
Prisoner - I am sorry. I tried to escape
Guard - I am not mad. I am just.....disappointed.
Moral - DONT LET YIUR GUARD DOWN
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.
I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
What did the ocean say to the beach
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved...
(Sorry if this is a repost lol)
I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back.
Prisoner: "I am sorry, I tried to escape."
Guard: "I'm not mad, just disappointed."
(Remember kids, never let your guard down)
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
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