Sirota: This looks like a deliberate plan to turn 2024 into a 2016 redux [Biden cabinet frontrunners: State: Susan Rice|AG: Doug Jones|HHS: Michelle Lujan Grisham|Transport: Eric Garcetti|Commerce: Meg Whitman|Energy: Ernest Moniz|Interior: Tom Udall|Agriculture: Heidi Heitkamp|VA: Pete Buttigieg] twitter.com/davidsirota/s…
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Rory Gilmore's Book Reading Challenge - All 408 Books Referenced in Gilmore Girls. I don't think i can read every single book, it would take me years πŸ˜‚
  1. 1984 by George Orwell
  2. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
  3. Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
  4. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
  5. All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward
  6. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
  7. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
  8. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
  9. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
  10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
  11. The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
  12. The Armies of the Night: History as a Novel, the Novel as a History by Norman Mailer
  13. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
  14. The Art of Living by Epictetus
  15. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
  16. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
  17. Atonement by Ian McEwan
  18. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
  19. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
  20. Babe by Dick King-Smith
  21. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
  22. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
  23. Bambi: A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
  24. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
  25. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
  26. Beloved by Toni Morrison
  27. Beowulf by Anonymous
  28. The Bhagavad Gita by Anonymous
  29. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1200 Jews by Peter Duffy
  30. Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
  31. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
  32. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
  33. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
  34. Brigadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
  35. [Candide](https://amzn.to/34jc
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What I've read in 2021
  1. Descartes - The Principles of Philosophy
  2. Marie de France - The Lais
  3. Bertrand Russell - Why I am not a Christian, and Other Essays
  4. Richard Wright - Native Son
  5. Martin Heidegger - History of the Concept of Time
  6. Martin Heidegger - Being and Time
  7. William Shakespeare - Collected Sonnets and Poems*
  8. Randall Jarrell - Pictures From an Institution
  9. Italo Calvino - If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler…*
  10. Ralph Ellison - Invisible Man
  11. James Baldwin - Notes of a Native Son
  12. Ovid - Metamorphoses
  13. Camille Paglia - Break, Blow, Burn*
  14. Stephen Fry - The Ode Less Travelled
  15. Nathaniel Hawthorne - The Scarlet Letter*
  16. Walt Whitman - Leaves of Grass
  17. Emily Dickinson - The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson (ed. By Thomas H. Johnson)
  18. T.S. Eliot - β€˜The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’*, β€˜The Hollow Men’, β€˜The Waste Land’
  19. Gertrude Stein - Tender Buttons*, β€˜Composition as Explanation’
  20. Ernest Hemingway - The Sun Also Rises
  21. Iain Thomson - Heidegger, Art, and Postmodernity
  22. William Faulkner - The Sound and the Fury*
  23. Francois Lyotard - The Postmodern Condition: A Report on Knowledge
  24. Hart Crane - The Bridge
  25. Edna St. Vincent Millay - The Collected Poems*
  26. William S. Burroughs - Junky
  27. Toni Morrison - The Bluest Eye
  28. Richard Rorty - Contingency, Irony, and Solidarity
  29. Lawrence Ferlinghetti - Pictures of the Gone World
  30. John Kennedy Toole - A Confederacy of Dunces*
  31. Thomas Pynchon - The Crying of Lot 49
  32. Ed. by D.A. Russell and Michael Winterbottom - Classical Literary Criticism (Oxford Press)
  33. John Ashbery - Collected Poems: 1956-1987
  34. Philip Roth - Portnoy’s Complaint*
  35. Ed. by Hyman, Walsh, and Williams - Philosophy in the Middle Ages: The Christian, Islamic, and Jewish Traditions (3rd edition)
  36. Joan Didion - The Year of Magical Thinking
  37. J.D. Salinger - Fanny and Zooey
  38. Aristophanes - The Clouds
  39. Ishmael Reed - Mumbo Jumbo
  40. Anonymous (Tr. by Helen Bacovin) - The Way of a Pilgrim
  41. Translation by David Rosenberg; commentary by Harold Bloom; source material written by β€˜J’ - The Book of J
  42. Michel Foucault - β€œSociety Must Be Defended”: Lectures 1975-1976
  43. John Locke - Second Treatise of Government
  44. Sophocles - Oedipus Rex
  45. Sophocles - Oedipus at Colonus
  46. Sophocles - Antigone
  47. John Stuart Mill - On Liberty
  48. Gilles Deleuze - *Essays, Clinical a
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[Results] Which of these authors have you read?

A total of 1090 users submitted valid votes and the average number of authors read per user is 45 authors (out of 197 authors). The median number of votes an author received is 195 votes (Alice Munro, voted by 17.9% of users).

The selection is not complete in any way, but what these writers have in common is that they are all highly acclaimed. That’s why it would be interesting to discuss why some of them are read more or less often than others.

lng author # votes read by % voters
es Miguel Delibes 6 0,6%
ar Al-Tayyib Salih 8 0,7%
pl Adam Mickiewicz 10 0,9%
de Uwe Johnson 10 0,9%
gr Longus 12 1,1%
ru Ivan Bunin 13 1,2%
de Gottfried Keller 13 1,2%
es Camilo JosΓ© Cela 18 1,7%
hu Imre KertΓ©sz 18 1,7%
en William Maxwell 18 1,7%
it Alessandro Manzoni 19 1,7%
es Gabriela Mistral 21 1,9%
sr Ivo Andrić 22 2,0%
is HalldΓ³r Laxness 24 2,2%
fr Alain-Fournier 26 2,4%
de Elias Canetti 26 2,4%
ru Mikhail Sholokhov 28 2,6%
cs Jaroslav HaΕ‘ek 28 2,6%
de Alfred DΓΆblin 28 2,6%
ja Murasaki Shikibu 29 2,7%
it Giacomo Leopardi 29 2,7%
de Georg BΓΌchner 29 2,7%
de Peter Handke 29 2,7%
fr AndrΓ© Malraux 30 2,8%
fr Jacques PrΓ©vert 32 2,9%
it Dino Buzzati 33 3,0%
de Max Frisch 38 3,5%
el Nikos Kazantzakis 38 3,5%
en Samuel Richardson 42 3,9%
de Robert Musil 43 3,9%
de Heinrich von Kleist 44 4%
de Heinrich Heine 48 4,4%
sv August Strindberg 50 4,6%
de Thomas Bernhard 52 4,8%
en Anthony Trollope 54 5,0%
bn Rabindranath Tagore 55 5,0%
pl Olga Tokarczuk 56 5,1%
en John Bunyan 58 5,3%
fr Guillaume Apollinaire 58 5,3%
fr Jean Racine 59 5,4%
it Luigi Pirandello 59 5,4%
es Juan Rulfo 65 6,0%
fr Georges Perec 66 6,1%
ru Maxim Gorky 67 6,1%
en John Dos Passos 69 6,3%
pt Clarice Lispector 71 6,5%
en Iris Murdoch 71 6,5%
de Friedrich Schiller 72 6,6%
ru Boris Pasternak 74 6,8%
fr Louis-Ferdinand CΓ©line 74 6,8%
la Lucretius 75 6,9%
de E. T. A. Hoffmann 76 7,0%
fr Francois Rabelais 77 7,1%
es Octavio Paz 82 7,5%
es Carlos Fuentes 84 7,7%
fr AndrΓ© Gide 84 7,7%
fr Eugène Ionesco 85 7,8%
fr Denis Diderot 86 7,9%
en Henry Fielding 86 7,9%
p/e/f Fernando Pessoa 86 7,9%
no Knut Hamsun 89 8,2%
en V. S. Naipaul 91 8,3%
en E. L. Doctorow 91 8,3%
en Laurence Sterne 92 8,4%
la Tacitus 92 8,4%
en William Makepeace Thackeray 97 8,9%
es Mario Vargas Llosa 100 9,2%
de GΓΌnter Grass 100 9,2%
fr Stendhal 103 9,4%
en Doris Lessing 103 9,4%
it Giovanni Boccaccio 105 9,6%
en Walter Scott 114 10,5%
it Primo Levi 116 10,6%
de Stefan Zweig 117 10,7%
la Horace 118 10,8%
en Richard Wright 125 11,5%

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U.S. Senatorial Battle Royale (suggestions)

Hi guys, so I came across u/CyrusNavarre's post about a Battle Royale between U.S. Senators here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/thecampaigntrail/comments/qmbrly/us_senate_battle_royale_announcement/

I thought it was a great idea, so I compiled a list of all of the most popular or distinguished politicians in every state. I limited myself to 4 of each person. For politicians whose roles were unknown, I just chose those who had been Senate Majority/Minority Leader for a decent amount of time or had a great amount of time in the Senate. Without further ado:

Fictional Senate Races

Alabama

George Wallace (D) vs John Sparkman (D) vs William R. King (D) vs Oscar Underwood (D)

Jeff Sessions (R) vs Condoleezza Rice (R) vs Richard Shelby (R) vs Tommy Tuberville (R)

Alaska

William A. Egan (D) vs Tony Knowles (D) vs Mike Gravel (D) vs Ernest Gruening (D)

Sarah Palin (R) vs Lisa Murkowski (R) vs Frank Murkowski (R) vs Sean Parnell (R)

Arizona

Mo Udall (D) vs Krysten Sinema (D) vs Ernest McFarland (D) vs Bruce Babbitt (D)

Barry Goldwater (R) vs John McCain (R) vs Evan Mecham (R) vs John Kyl (R)

Arkansas

Bill Clinton (D) vs Orval Faubus (D) vs Joseph Robinson (D) vs Wesley Clark (D)

Mike Huckabee (R) vs Tom Cotton (R) vs Winthrop Rockefeller (R) vs Asa Hutchison (R)

California

Pat Brown (D) vs Jerry Brown (D) vs Barbara Boxer (D) vs Kamala Harris (D)

Richard Nixon (R) vs Ronald Reagan (R) vs Earl Warren (R) vs John Fremont (R)

Colorado

Gary Hart (D) vs John Hickenlooper (D) vs Mark Udall (D) vs Richard Lamm (D)

Henry M. Teller (R) vs Bill Owens (R) vs John Arthur Love (R) vs Gordon Allott (R)

Connecticut

Joe Liebermann (D) vs Abraham Ribicoff (D) vs Chris Dodd (D) vs Thomas Dodd (D)

Prescott Bush (R) vs Lowell Weicker (R) vs William A. Purtell (R) vs Raymond E. Baldwin (R)

Delaware

Joe Biden (D) vs James A. Bayard Jr (D) vs Thomas F. Bayard (D) vs Thomas F. Bayard Jr (D)

Pete Du Pont (R) vs J. Caleb Boggs (R) vs John J. Williams (R) vs William Roth (R)

Florida

Reubin Askew (D) vs Bob Graham (D) vs George Smathers (D) vs Claude Pepper (D)

Rick Scott (R) vs Marco Rubio (R) vs Jeb Bush (R) vs Ron DeSantis (R)

Georgia

Jimmy Carter (D) vs Stacey Abrams (D) vs Sam Nunn (D) vs Richard Russell Jr (D)

Brian Kemp (R) vs David Perdue (R) vs Sonny Perdue (R) vs Newt Gingrich (R)

Hawaii

Daniel Inouye (D) vs Tulsi Gabbard (D) vs Spark

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Ernest Bloch - Rhapsodic Man's Soil?

I know the current leading theory suggests that George Gershwin could be the Rhapsodic man, but after coming across the information below I am wondering if Ernest Bloch could be a better fit. Perhaps his name is inscribed somewhere near treasure grounds... Please let me know your thoughts!

I began by running a .png image translation program on the Japanese version of the book. I got the clues below from the rhapsodic man section.

https://preview.redd.it/78f2be301no71.png?width=939&format=png&auto=webp&s=340166bcc98ffff98b6875821326b75b89960a22

After I saw this I did some googling with the inclusion of "Epic Man" and came across a 3 volume (in 3 vols?) "Epic" rhapsody written by Ernest Bloch. Each part of the rhapsody chronicles a different part of the immigration process to America. The first part is called, The Soil (rhapsodic man's soil?)

https://preview.redd.it/fqhb18j12no71.png?width=566&format=png&auto=webp&s=7264bc4d748b86f26f557ee4ae0e59a13ed32d22

Ernest Bloch's background also fits someone who Byron might be aware of. You can do your own research below, but Bloch had heavy Jewish ties in New York much like Byron Preiss. He also focused on using music to speak about immigration and wrote his Epic Rhapsody in memory of his inspiration Walt Whitman.

http://www.ernestbloch.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ErnestBlochBookCover_7-18-1.pdf

The Whitman connection could have relevance based on the article below - Preiss says in the Japanese version that the writer who is being referenced in the 3 Vols verse has to do with "Start at chicken". If he is referring to Whitman's chicken and egg essay, then there is a potential link between the 2 figures being referenced.

https://www.bartleby.com/essay/Analysis-Of-Walt-Whitman-s-What-Came-PKLE6TKRZKW

Bloch also went to Central Park every day.

https://preview.redd.it/ojw3w6224no71.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=485b64aa0dd02c949ac697a1eb64c6ebb9ed18ba

I've searched around New York for landmarks that could be clues, but from what I can tell he doesn't have any statues, parks, etc dedicated to him in New York. If someone finds one of these places, please let me know!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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U.S. mass shooters' dates of birth in chronological order.

Joseph James Bruno; 1934 Kelaryas Massacre

October 21, 1881 - July 10, 1951

Philip Bruno; 1934 Kelaryas Massacre

November 18, 1886 - January 10, 1956

Howard Barton Unruh; 1949 Camden Shooting

January 21, 1921 - October 19, 2009

Clarence V. Bertucci; 1945 Utah POW Massacre

September 14, 1921 - December 1969

Ernest "Ernie" Ingenito; 1950 Mazzoli Family Murders

May 27, 1924 - October 7, 1995

Carl Robert Brown; 1982 Bob Moore's Welding Shop Shooting

November 26, 1930 - August 20, 1982

James Urban Ruppert; 1975 Easter Sunday Massacre

April 12, 1934 -

Alvin Lee King III; 1980 Daingerfield Church Shooting

December 23, 1935 - January 19, 1982

Gian Luigi Ferri; 1993 101 California Street Shooting

December 29, 1937 - July 1, 1993

Donald Martin Lambright (Donald Martin Perry); 1969 Pennsylvania Turnpike Shooting

May 21, 1938 - April 5, 1969

Charles Joseph Whitman; 1966 University of Texas Tower Shooting

June 24, 1941 - August 1, 1966

Patrick Henry Sherrill; 1986 Edmond Post Office Shooting

November 13, 1941 - August 20, 1986

Joseph Thomas Wesbecker; 1989 Standard Gravure Shooting

April 27, 1942 - September 14, 1989

George Emil Banks; 1982 Wilkes-Barre Shootings

June 22, 1942 -

James Oliver Huberty; 1984 San Ysidro McDonald's Shooting

October 11, 1942 - July 18, 1984

Robert Benjamin Smith; 1966 Rose-Mar College of Beauty Shooting

Febuary 10, 1948 -

James Edward "Pop" Pough; 1990 GMAC Car Loan Office Shooting

Febuary 16, 1948 - June 22, 1990

William Ray Bonner; 1973 Los Angeles Shooting Spree

March 28, 1948 -

Michael Andrew Clark; 1965 Highway 101 Sniper Attack

June 24, 1948 - April 25, 1965

Richard Wade Farley; 1988 ESL Shooting

July 25, 1948 -

Mark James Robert Essex; 1972-1973 New Orleans Shootings

August 12, 1949 - January 7, 1973

Lynwood Crumpler Drake III; 1992 San Luis Obispo County Shootings

October 10, 1949 - November 8, 1992

Jim David Adkisson; 2008 Knoxville Unitarian Universalist Church Shooting

June 25, 1950 -

William Russell Matix; 1986 FBI Miami Shootout

June 25, 1951 - April 11, 1986

Ronald Joseph "Butch" DeFeo Jr.; 1974 Amityville Massacre

September 26, 1951 - March 12, 2021

Larry Gene Ashbrook; 1999 Wedgwood Baptist Church Shooting

July 10, 1952 - September 15, 1999

Stephen Craig Paddock; 2017 Las Vegas Shooting

April 9, 1953 - October 1, 2017

Gregory Paul Ulrich; 2021 Allina Health Care Clinic Shooting

July 19, 1953 -

Michael Lee Pla

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinema_King
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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No gains
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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How eggs-traordinary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rix27_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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Duckduckgo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/findmebatman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Geometry sucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kash30
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ah1887
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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A queen size statement.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flight-less
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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Orion's belt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckvet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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When you go down the list of greatest books, what is the first book in the list you haven't read?
Rank Author Title
1. Marcel Proust In Search of Lost Time
2. James Joyce Ulysses
3. Miguel de Cervantes Don Quixote
4. Gabriel Garcia Marquez One Hundred Years of Solitude
5. F. Scott Fitzgerald The Great Gatsby
6. Herman Melville Moby Dick
7. Leo Tolstoy War and Peace
8. William Shakespeare Hamlet
9. Homer The Odyssey
10. Gustave Flaubert Madame Bovary
11. Dante Alighieri The Divine Comedy
12. Vladimir Nabokov Lolita
13. Fyodor Dostoyevsky The Brothers Karamazov
14. Fyodor Dostoyevsky Crime and Punishment
15. Emily BrontΓ« Wuthering Heights
16. J. D. Salinger The Catcher in the Rye
17. Jane Austen Pride and Prejudice
18. Mark Twain The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
19. Leo Tolstoy Anna Karenina
20. Lewis Carroll Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
21. Homer The Iliad
22. Virginia Woolf To the Lighthouse
23. Joseph Heller Catch-22
24. Joseph Conrad Heart of Darkness
25. William Faulkner The Sound and the Fury
26. George Orwell Nineteen Eighty Four
27. Charles Dickens Great Expectations
28. n/a One Thousand and One Nights
29. John Steinbeck The Grapes of Wrath
30. William Faulkner Absalom, Absalom!
31. Ralph Ellison Invisible Man
32. Harper Lee To Kill a Mockingbird
33. Franz Kafka The Trial
34. Stendhal The Red and the Black
35. George Eliot Middlemarch
36. Jonathan Swift Gulliver's Travels
37. Toni Morrison Beloved
38. Virginia Woolf Mrs. Dalloway
39. Anton Chekhov The Stories of Anton Chekhov
40. Albert Camus The Stranger
41. Charlotte Bronte Jane Eyre
42. Virgil The Aeneid
43. Jorge Luis Borges Collected Fiction
44. Ernest Hemingway The Sun Also Rises
45. Charles Dickens David Copperfield
46. Laurence Sterne Tristram Shandy
47. Walt Whitman Leaves of Grass
48. Thomas Mann The Magic Mountain
49. James Joyce A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
50. Salman Rushdie Midnight's Children

(the list is from thegreatestbooks.org)

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