A list of puns related to "Ernest Whitman"
A total of 1090 users submitted valid votes and the average number of authors read per user is 45 authors (out of 197 authors). The median number of votes an author received is 195 votes (Alice Munro, voted by 17.9% of users).
The selection is not complete in any way, but what these writers have in common is that they are all highly acclaimed. Thatβs why it would be interesting to discuss why some of them are read more or less often than others.
lng | author | # votes | read by % voters |
---|---|---|---|
es | Miguel Delibes | 6 | 0,6% |
ar | Al-Tayyib Salih | 8 | 0,7% |
pl | Adam Mickiewicz | 10 | 0,9% |
de | Uwe Johnson | 10 | 0,9% |
gr | Longus | 12 | 1,1% |
ru | Ivan Bunin | 13 | 1,2% |
de | Gottfried Keller | 13 | 1,2% |
es | Camilo JosΓ© Cela | 18 | 1,7% |
hu | Imre KertΓ©sz | 18 | 1,7% |
en | William Maxwell | 18 | 1,7% |
it | Alessandro Manzoni | 19 | 1,7% |
es | Gabriela Mistral | 21 | 1,9% |
sr | Ivo AndriΔ | 22 | 2,0% |
is | HalldΓ³r Laxness | 24 | 2,2% |
fr | Alain-Fournier | 26 | 2,4% |
de | Elias Canetti | 26 | 2,4% |
ru | Mikhail Sholokhov | 28 | 2,6% |
cs | Jaroslav HaΕ‘ek | 28 | 2,6% |
de | Alfred DΓΆblin | 28 | 2,6% |
ja | Murasaki Shikibu | 29 | 2,7% |
it | Giacomo Leopardi | 29 | 2,7% |
de | Georg BΓΌchner | 29 | 2,7% |
de | Peter Handke | 29 | 2,7% |
fr | AndrΓ© Malraux | 30 | 2,8% |
fr | Jacques PrΓ©vert | 32 | 2,9% |
it | Dino Buzzati | 33 | 3,0% |
de | Max Frisch | 38 | 3,5% |
el | Nikos Kazantzakis | 38 | 3,5% |
en | Samuel Richardson | 42 | 3,9% |
de | Robert Musil | 43 | 3,9% |
de | Heinrich von Kleist | 44 | 4% |
de | Heinrich Heine | 48 | 4,4% |
sv | August Strindberg | 50 | 4,6% |
de | Thomas Bernhard | 52 | 4,8% |
en | Anthony Trollope | 54 | 5,0% |
bn | Rabindranath Tagore | 55 | 5,0% |
pl | Olga Tokarczuk | 56 | 5,1% |
en | John Bunyan | 58 | 5,3% |
fr | Guillaume Apollinaire | 58 | 5,3% |
fr | Jean Racine | 59 | 5,4% |
it | Luigi Pirandello | 59 | 5,4% |
es | Juan Rulfo | 65 | 6,0% |
fr | Georges Perec | 66 | 6,1% |
ru | Maxim Gorky | 67 | 6,1% |
en | John Dos Passos | 69 | 6,3% |
pt | Clarice Lispector | 71 | 6,5% |
en | Iris Murdoch | 71 | 6,5% |
de | Friedrich Schiller | 72 | 6,6% |
ru | Boris Pasternak | 74 | 6,8% |
fr | Louis-Ferdinand CΓ©line | 74 | 6,8% |
la | Lucretius | 75 | 6,9% |
de | E. T. A. Hoffmann | 76 | 7,0% |
fr | Francois Rabelais | 77 | 7,1% |
es | Octavio Paz | 82 | 7,5% |
es | Carlos Fuentes | 84 | 7,7% |
fr | AndrΓ© Gide | 84 | 7,7% |
fr | Eugène Ionesco | 85 | 7,8% |
fr | Denis Diderot | 86 | 7,9% |
en | Henry Fielding | 86 | 7,9% |
p/e/f | Fernando Pessoa | 86 | 7,9% |
no | Knut Hamsun | 89 | 8,2% |
en | V. S. Naipaul | 91 | 8,3% |
en | E. L. Doctorow | 91 | 8,3% |
en | Laurence Sterne | 92 | 8,4% |
la | Tacitus | 92 | 8,4% |
en | William Makepeace Thackeray | 97 | 8,9% |
es | Mario Vargas Llosa | 100 | 9,2% |
de | GΓΌnter Grass | 100 | 9,2% |
fr | Stendhal | 103 | 9,4% |
en | Doris Lessing | 103 | 9,4% |
it | Giovanni Boccaccio | 105 | 9,6% |
en | Walter Scott | 114 | 10,5% |
it | Primo Levi | 116 | 10,6% |
de | Stefan Zweig | 117 | 10,7% |
la | Horace | 118 | 10,8% |
en | Richard Wright | 125 | 11,5% |
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Hi guys, so I came across u/CyrusNavarre's post about a Battle Royale between U.S. Senators here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/thecampaigntrail/comments/qmbrly/us_senate_battle_royale_announcement/
I thought it was a great idea, so I compiled a list of all of the most popular or distinguished politicians in every state. I limited myself to 4 of each person. For politicians whose roles were unknown, I just chose those who had been Senate Majority/Minority Leader for a decent amount of time or had a great amount of time in the Senate. Without further ado:
Fictional Senate Races
Alabama
George Wallace (D) vs John Sparkman (D) vs William R. King (D) vs Oscar Underwood (D)
Jeff Sessions (R) vs Condoleezza Rice (R) vs Richard Shelby (R) vs Tommy Tuberville (R)
Alaska
William A. Egan (D) vs Tony Knowles (D) vs Mike Gravel (D) vs Ernest Gruening (D)
Sarah Palin (R) vs Lisa Murkowski (R) vs Frank Murkowski (R) vs Sean Parnell (R)
Arizona
Mo Udall (D) vs Krysten Sinema (D) vs Ernest McFarland (D) vs Bruce Babbitt (D)
Barry Goldwater (R) vs John McCain (R) vs Evan Mecham (R) vs John Kyl (R)
Arkansas
Bill Clinton (D) vs Orval Faubus (D) vs Joseph Robinson (D) vs Wesley Clark (D)
Mike Huckabee (R) vs Tom Cotton (R) vs Winthrop Rockefeller (R) vs Asa Hutchison (R)
California
Pat Brown (D) vs Jerry Brown (D) vs Barbara Boxer (D) vs Kamala Harris (D)
Richard Nixon (R) vs Ronald Reagan (R) vs Earl Warren (R) vs John Fremont (R)
Colorado
Gary Hart (D) vs John Hickenlooper (D) vs Mark Udall (D) vs Richard Lamm (D)
Henry M. Teller (R) vs Bill Owens (R) vs John Arthur Love (R) vs Gordon Allott (R)
Connecticut
Joe Liebermann (D) vs Abraham Ribicoff (D) vs Chris Dodd (D) vs Thomas Dodd (D)
Prescott Bush (R) vs Lowell Weicker (R) vs William A. Purtell (R) vs Raymond E. Baldwin (R)
Delaware
Joe Biden (D) vs James A. Bayard Jr (D) vs Thomas F. Bayard (D) vs Thomas F. Bayard Jr (D)
Pete Du Pont (R) vs J. Caleb Boggs (R) vs John J. Williams (R) vs William Roth (R)
Florida
Reubin Askew (D) vs Bob Graham (D) vs George Smathers (D) vs Claude Pepper (D)
Rick Scott (R) vs Marco Rubio (R) vs Jeb Bush (R) vs Ron DeSantis (R)
Georgia
Jimmy Carter (D) vs Stacey Abrams (D) vs Sam Nunn (D) vs Richard Russell Jr (D)
Brian Kemp (R) vs David Perdue (R) vs Sonny Perdue (R) vs Newt Gingrich (R)
Hawaii
Daniel Inouye (D) vs Tulsi Gabbard (D) vs Spark
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I know the current leading theory suggests that George Gershwin could be the Rhapsodic man, but after coming across the information below I am wondering if Ernest Bloch could be a better fit. Perhaps his name is inscribed somewhere near treasure grounds... Please let me know your thoughts!
I began by running a .png image translation program on the Japanese version of the book. I got the clues below from the rhapsodic man section.
https://preview.redd.it/78f2be301no71.png?width=939&format=png&auto=webp&s=340166bcc98ffff98b6875821326b75b89960a22
After I saw this I did some googling with the inclusion of "Epic Man" and came across a 3 volume (in 3 vols?) "Epic" rhapsody written by Ernest Bloch. Each part of the rhapsody chronicles a different part of the immigration process to America. The first part is called, The Soil (rhapsodic man's soil?)
https://preview.redd.it/fqhb18j12no71.png?width=566&format=png&auto=webp&s=7264bc4d748b86f26f557ee4ae0e59a13ed32d22
Ernest Bloch's background also fits someone who Byron might be aware of. You can do your own research below, but Bloch had heavy Jewish ties in New York much like Byron Preiss. He also focused on using music to speak about immigration and wrote his Epic Rhapsody in memory of his inspiration Walt Whitman.
http://www.ernestbloch.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ErnestBlochBookCover_7-18-1.pdf
The Whitman connection could have relevance based on the article below - Preiss says in the Japanese version that the writer who is being referenced in the 3 Vols verse has to do with "Start at chicken". If he is referring to Whitman's chicken and egg essay, then there is a potential link between the 2 figures being referenced.
https://www.bartleby.com/essay/Analysis-Of-Walt-Whitman-s-What-Came-PKLE6TKRZKW
Bloch also went to Central Park every day.
https://preview.redd.it/ojw3w6224no71.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=485b64aa0dd02c949ac697a1eb64c6ebb9ed18ba
I've searched around New York for landmarks that could be clues, but from what I can tell he doesn't have any statues, parks, etc dedicated to him in New York. If someone finds one of these places, please let me know!
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Heβs the new temp.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Joseph James Bruno; 1934 Kelaryas Massacre
October 21, 1881 - July 10, 1951
Philip Bruno; 1934 Kelaryas Massacre
November 18, 1886 - January 10, 1956
Howard Barton Unruh; 1949 Camden Shooting
January 21, 1921 - October 19, 2009
Clarence V. Bertucci; 1945 Utah POW Massacre
September 14, 1921 - December 1969
Ernest "Ernie" Ingenito; 1950 Mazzoli Family Murders
May 27, 1924 - October 7, 1995
Carl Robert Brown; 1982 Bob Moore's Welding Shop Shooting
November 26, 1930 - August 20, 1982
James Urban Ruppert; 1975 Easter Sunday Massacre
April 12, 1934 -
Alvin Lee King III; 1980 Daingerfield Church Shooting
December 23, 1935 - January 19, 1982
Gian Luigi Ferri; 1993 101 California Street Shooting
December 29, 1937 - July 1, 1993
Donald Martin Lambright (Donald Martin Perry); 1969 Pennsylvania Turnpike Shooting
May 21, 1938 - April 5, 1969
Charles Joseph Whitman; 1966 University of Texas Tower Shooting
June 24, 1941 - August 1, 1966
Patrick Henry Sherrill; 1986 Edmond Post Office Shooting
November 13, 1941 - August 20, 1986
Joseph Thomas Wesbecker; 1989 Standard Gravure Shooting
April 27, 1942 - September 14, 1989
George Emil Banks; 1982 Wilkes-Barre Shootings
June 22, 1942 -
James Oliver Huberty; 1984 San Ysidro McDonald's Shooting
October 11, 1942 - July 18, 1984
Robert Benjamin Smith; 1966 Rose-Mar College of Beauty Shooting
Febuary 10, 1948 -
James Edward "Pop" Pough; 1990 GMAC Car Loan Office Shooting
Febuary 16, 1948 - June 22, 1990
William Ray Bonner; 1973 Los Angeles Shooting Spree
March 28, 1948 -
Michael Andrew Clark; 1965 Highway 101 Sniper Attack
June 24, 1948 - April 25, 1965
Richard Wade Farley; 1988 ESL Shooting
July 25, 1948 -
Mark James Robert Essex; 1972-1973 New Orleans Shootings
August 12, 1949 - January 7, 1973
Lynwood Crumpler Drake III; 1992 San Luis Obispo County Shootings
October 10, 1949 - November 8, 1992
Jim David Adkisson; 2008 Knoxville Unitarian Universalist Church Shooting
June 25, 1950 -
William Russell Matix; 1986 FBI Miami Shootout
June 25, 1951 - April 11, 1986
Ronald Joseph "Butch" DeFeo Jr.; 1974 Amityville Massacre
September 26, 1951 - March 12, 2021
Larry Gene Ashbrook; 1999 Wedgwood Baptist Church Shooting
July 10, 1952 - September 15, 1999
Stephen Craig Paddock; 2017 Las Vegas Shooting
April 9, 1953 - October 1, 2017
Gregory Paul Ulrich; 2021 Allina Health Care Clinic Shooting
July 19, 1953 -
Michael Lee Pla
... keep reading on reddit β‘Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
Rank | Author | Title |
---|---|---|
1. | Marcel Proust | In Search of Lost Time |
2. | James Joyce | Ulysses |
3. | Miguel de Cervantes | Don Quixote |
4. | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | One Hundred Years of Solitude |
5. | F. Scott Fitzgerald | The Great Gatsby |
6. | Herman Melville | Moby Dick |
7. | Leo Tolstoy | War and Peace |
8. | William Shakespeare | Hamlet |
9. | Homer | The Odyssey |
10. | Gustave Flaubert | Madame Bovary |
11. | Dante Alighieri | The Divine Comedy |
12. | Vladimir Nabokov | Lolita |
13. | Fyodor Dostoyevsky | The Brothers Karamazov |
14. | Fyodor Dostoyevsky | Crime and Punishment |
15. | Emily BrontΓ« | Wuthering Heights |
16. | J. D. Salinger | The Catcher in the Rye |
17. | Jane Austen | Pride and Prejudice |
18. | Mark Twain | The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn |
19. | Leo Tolstoy | Anna Karenina |
20. | Lewis Carroll | Alice's Adventures in Wonderland |
21. | Homer | The Iliad |
22. | Virginia Woolf | To the Lighthouse |
23. | Joseph Heller | Catch-22 |
24. | Joseph Conrad | Heart of Darkness |
25. | William Faulkner | The Sound and the Fury |
26. | George Orwell | Nineteen Eighty Four |
27. | Charles Dickens | Great Expectations |
28. | n/a | One Thousand and One Nights |
29. | John Steinbeck | The Grapes of Wrath |
30. | William Faulkner | Absalom, Absalom! |
31. | Ralph Ellison | Invisible Man |
32. | Harper Lee | To Kill a Mockingbird |
33. | Franz Kafka | The Trial |
34. | Stendhal | The Red and the Black |
35. | George Eliot | Middlemarch |
36. | Jonathan Swift | Gulliver's Travels |
37. | Toni Morrison | Beloved |
38. | Virginia Woolf | Mrs. Dalloway |
39. | Anton Chekhov | The Stories of Anton Chekhov |
40. | Albert Camus | The Stranger |
41. | Charlotte Bronte | Jane Eyre |
42. | Virgil | The Aeneid |
43. | Jorge Luis Borges | Collected Fiction |
44. | Ernest Hemingway | The Sun Also Rises |
45. | Charles Dickens | David Copperfield |
46. | Laurence Sterne | Tristram Shandy |
47. | Walt Whitman | Leaves of Grass |
48. | Thomas Mann | The Magic Mountain |
49. | James Joyce | A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man |
50. | Salman Rushdie | Midnight's Children |
(the list is from thegreatestbooks.org)
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