Ernest Gallo Puns

I have 3 sets of teams available in a free 8th year 4 Sport Keeper League on Yahoo. I need some legit hardcore & knowledgeable sports owners. It seems some owners have had other situations pop up in their lives, as well as some only focusing on some leagues. You must be active in all 4 sports if not, you will be replaced. If you know that you won’t stick around, look elsewhere. I’m looking for owners who are going to stay & be part of this league for years & years to come. You MUST 4 players every year in each sport (You must keep 4 players no matter what). We allow offseason trading in each sport so they are essentially year round leagues. No multi-sport trading is allowed. The teams below are listed.

1st Set

MLB: Rorschach (163-146-27) – 5th Place (Cats Scoring) (10th Overall Pick) (SV+HD are 1 cat)

C J.T. Realmuto

1B Anthony Rizzo

2B Luis Arraez

3B Josh Donaldson

SS Marcus Semien

LF Ryan Mountcastle

CF George Springer

RF Frank Schwindel

Util Daulton Varsho

SP Wade Miley

SP Lucas Giolito

RP Matt Barnes

RP Josh Taylor

P Emilio Pagán

P Kyle Gibson

P Max Fried

BN Chris Taylor

BN Kiké Hernández

BN Alex Verdugo

BN James Kaprielian

BN Aaron Civale

BN Cole Irvin

BN Shane Bieber

IL Danny Duffy

NBA: Stairway To Kevin (25-29-0) – 9th Place (Cats Scoring)

PG Fred VanVleet TOR - PG,SG

SG Terry Rozier CHA - PG,SG

G Evan Fournier NYK - SG,SF

SF Kevin Durant BKN - SF,PF

PF Jimmy Butler MIA - SF,PF

F OG Anunoby TOR - SF,PF

C Marcus Morris Sr. LAC - PF,C

C Myles Turner IND - PF,C

Util Larry Nance Jr. POR - PF,C

Util Jaden McDaniels MIN - PF

BN Donte DiVincenzo MIL - PG,SG

BN Danilo Gallinari ATL - SF,PF

BN Al Horford BOS - PF,C

BN Derrick Favors OKC - C

BN Kelly Oubre Jr. CHA - SG,SF

BN Xavier Tillman MEM - PF,C

NFL: Barber Shop Boys (7-5-0) : 7th Place (Pts League)

QB Taylor Heinicke Was - QB

WR Stefon Diggs Buf - WR

WR Michael Gallup Dal - WR

RB Dalvin Cook Min - RB

RB Antonio Gibson Was - RB

TE Tyler Conklin Min - TE

W/R/T Mike Williams LAC - WR

DB Vonn Bell Cin - S

DB Andrew Wingard Jax - S

DL Aaron Donald LAR - DT

DL Austin Johnson NYG - DT

LB Denzel Perryman LV - LB

LB Tae Crowder NYG - LB

BN Tee Higgins Cin - WR

BN Damien Harris NE - RB

BN Patrick Mahomes KC - QB

BN D'Ernest Johnson Cle - RB

BN Javon Hargrave Phi - DT

BN Harold Landry III Ten - LB

BN L'Jarius Sneed KC - S

BN Jalen Ramsey LAR - CB

*NHL: Rorschach (14-57-13) – 14th Place (Cats Scoring)

Hi! About this time last year, I posted a thread on this lovely subreddit that recommended a ton of media items for newcomers to our community and/or those who are struggling to find their own individual voice. And, seeing that this subreddit has since considerably grown and my own knowledge as a newbie is now slightly more advanced, it seems like a good time to post an updated list.

Feel free to contribute and add your own favourites, especially as I'm British and this list is arguably a tad biased towards the UK! ;) As always, please take care, particularly if you're struggling to deal with your mental health and/or sexuality, and also please continue to stay safe and well, especially if you live in an area with high Covid rates and/or a slow vaccination rollout. :) *hugs*

Fiction books

Giovanni's Room by James Baldwin (1956) - intelligent and thoughtful novel from a black gay writer, whose seminal work is currently more important than ever

Quatrefoil: A Modern Novel by James Barr/James Fugaté (1950) - ground-breaking romance novel about two men who ultimately reach of point of self-confidence and acceptance

The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh by Michael Chabon (1988) - Primitive young adult and coming-of-age novel with bisexual themes

Maurice by EM Forster (1971) - posthumously published novel, from the author of Howard's End, which was originally written between 1913 and 1914

Senses series by Andrew Grey (2012-2016) - frothy and sentimental yet endearing and engaging romance novels about disabled gay men

The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway (1926) - accidentally queer novel that concerns toxic masculinity; this Literary Hub article provides an excellent introduction to the unintentional queerness of Hemingway's work

The Beauty Of Men by Andrew Holleran (1996) - a 47-year-old gay man moves back home to Florida in order to care for his paralysed mother

The Swimming Pool Library (1988), The Spell (1998) and The Line Of Beauty (2004) by Alan Hollingworth - accomplished and boundary-pushing novelist who explores British gay socio-culture

Tigers & Devils series by Sean Kennedy (2009-2019) - idealistic yet thoroughly likeable romance novels about a charmingly misanthropic movie festival director and a kind yet closeted Australian footballer

We Are Okay by Nina LaCour (2017) - matur

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

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So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

Hi! Long time lurker, first time poster here! I posted this on AskGaybrosOver30 last night and it got a really lovely reception so, seeing that some members of this subreddit might not be members of AGBO30, I thought that it might be a good idea to repost the list here and let others benefit from it. :)

Please feel free to contribute and add your own favourites, especially as I'm British and this list is arguably a tad biased towards the UK! ;) As always, please take care, particularly if you're struggling to deal with your mental health and/or sexuality, and also please continue to stay safe and well, especially if you live in an area with high Covid rates and/or a slow vaccination rollout. :) *hugs*

Fiction books

Giovanni's Room by James Baldwin (1956) - intelligent and thoughtful novel from a black gay writer, whose seminal work is currently more important than ever

Quatrefoil: A Modern Novel by James Barr/James Fugaté (1950) - ground-breaking romance novel about two men who ultimately reach of point of self-confidence and acceptance

The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh by Michael Chabon (1988) - Primitive young adult and coming-of-age novel with bisexual themes

Maurice by EM Forster (1971) - posthumously published novel, from the author of Howard's End, which was originally written between 1913 and 1914

Senses series by Andrew Grey (2012-2016) - frothy and sentimental yet endearing and engaging romance novels about disabled gay men

The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway (1926) - accidentally queer novel that concerns toxic masculinity; this Literary Hub article provides an excellent introduction to the unintentional queerness of Hemingway's work

The Beauty Of Men by Andrew Holleran (1996) - a 47-year-old gay man moves back home to Florida in order to care for his paralysed mother

The Swimming Pool Library (1988), The Spell (1998) and The Line Of Beauty (2004) by Alan Hollingworth - accomplished and boundary-pushing novelist who explores British gay socio-culture

Tigers & Devils series by Sean Kennedy (2009-2019) - idealistic yet thoroughly likeable romance novels about a charmingly misanthropic movie festival director and a kind yet closeted Australian footballer

We Are Okay by Nina LaCour (2017) - mature and character-driven YA novel with lesbian themes

How They Met & Other Stories by David Levithan (2008) - collection of romantic YA short stories that's often written with an L

When I got home, they were still there.

There hasn't been a post all year!