This humble priest comes bearing gifts. Feast on them. I didn't do Liz, so I leave her in the capable hands of others.

Whether these are good gifts or not, we shall leave to you, kind readers.

Jacques de Molay

STR B+

END A+

AGL D

MANA EX

LCK C

NP A

Bond 0

The “Knights Templar” were a military order sent to protect pilgrims to the Holy Land Jerusalem. Molay was the 23rd and final president of that order.

The privileges afforded to that chivalrous order allowed it to spread its influence across the whole of Europe. With financial power equivalent to a country, they played a key role in the formation of the first international bank.

However, their secretive nature led them to disaster, and the suspicions of heresy and black magecraft rituals, sparked by jealousy, led to the order shutting down.

Molay was burnt at the stake at the Île de la Cité in Paris, but just before he died, he screamed a curse in a fell language, and the French king and Pope who headed the conspiracy died suddenly the following year.

Bond 1

Height / weight: 167 cm / 55 kg

Source: Knights Templar lore, Historical Fact

Region: Crusader States of Europe, Cyprus and Syria

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Gender: Female

She never removes her glasses, even in the bath.

Bond 2

The Foreigner Jacques de Molay is an innocent Heroic Spirit whose Spirit Origin was altered by the infamy and scandal that were spread by those powerful people who were jealous of the chivalrous order.

Furthermore, the Evil God who possesses the name “The Holy Mother of the Abyss”, who wishes to corrupt humanity, has possessed her, boosting her malignance.

Incidentally, it is said that the symbol of bad luck, Friday the Thirteenth, originates as the day that the Knights Templar were rounded up.

Bond 3

A fundamentally malignant Servant, who pursues only her own selfish actions.

If she had been summoned in a situation that didn’t involve the restoration of humanity, or if her Master did not have the qualities they possess, then she surely would have caused a great calamity.

She does not care about sacrifices or the suffering of others, and while she never lies, she does conveniently conceal the truth. In short, she likes to do evil things in secret so that she is never caught.

She is faithful to her human emotions and her desires, and persistently allures those she likes in a nonchalant manner.

And finally, when the moment is just right, she boldly exposes her ow

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

A play on words.

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hello Air France

J'ai réalisé une petite étude/ état des lieux sur les SMR lorsque le sujet à pop dans l'actualité, d'abord à destination de mon entourage, pour un forum que je fréquente et un mini think tank, mais en lurckant pas mal sur le forum je me suis dit que le sujet avait le potentiel pour intéresser aussi les gens ici.

Je vous le copie/colle en dessous mais la version à jour sera sur le Google Doc:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NLwgZtQfcHAJUlbvth7JiP8F42Usc-tQ/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=109659748747446577926&rtpof=true&sd=true

Attention, j'ai traduit/vulgarisé les infos que j'ai trouvé dans les documents cités, mais je ne suis pas expert et il m'arrive de raconter des conneries, n'hésitez pas à souligner quand vous repérez une erreur ou inexactitude! Merci!

Etat des lieux SMR

Sources basés principalement sur “Advances in Small Modular Reactor Technology Developments, A Supplement to: IAEA Advanced Reactors Information System (ARIS), 2020 https://aris.iaea.org/, Small Modular Reactors: Challenges and Opportunities © OECD 2021 NUCLEAR ENERGY AGENCY ORGANISATION FOR ECONOMIC CO-OPERATION AND DEVELOPMENT et wikipedia.

Intro

Aujourd'hui on entend pour la première fois parler de SMR dans le débat public et la façon dont le sujet est discuté est assez surprenant. On en parle comme une seule technologie que l'on pourrait comparer à l'EPR par exemple.

C'est extrêmement faux : l'EPR est un design bien précis de réacteur avec des caractéristiques bien définies.

Voici la liste des SMR recensés en 2020 dans le monde : regardez juste la colonne puissance (output MW(e))

https://preview.redd.it/k5cuvq8wilw71.png?width=1214&format=png&auto=webp&s=2250058d9650e6d12605bdb3fa3c695b591b1d66

https://preview.redd.it/ggetmr8wilw71.png?width=1206&format=png&auto=webp&s=32609ccd0c5725387adc82c99a328ffb94c681d3

https://preview.redd.it/s4sfkq8wilw71.png?width=1308&format=png&auto=webp&s=8569e47f2b0f64df5d752964d5ebbbfa9dfa1415

ALLO? CA VA de 1,5 à 400 MW

C'est le premier truc à comprendre sur les SMR, c'est que c'est un mot qui regroupe une jungle extrêmement large et variée :

• La taille va de celle d'une demi-tranche de réacteur de Fessenheim (450MW) à une éolienne moyenne (1,5MW) – on parle d’ailleurs de MMR (Micro Modular Reactor

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

They were cooked in Greece.

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)