Endanger Specie Puns

A list of puns related to "Endanger Specie"

Where do endangered species wrestle?

WWF.

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👤︎ u/slightlyoldfashioned
📅︎ Apr 06 2022
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Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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👤︎ u/Funkbuster_G
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.

I guess they just find them irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/HunterZX77
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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I am looking for cow species which are vulnerable but not endangered yet on conservation hierarchy.

I like them medium rare.

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👤︎ u/loopystring
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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We thought that bald eagles were an endangered species for the longest time...

Until the recent discovery that there's actually a lot more out there. They just comb over.

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👤︎ u/lsurox22
📅︎ May 23 2016
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Did you know that if you laid a blue whale, the largest animal in the world, onto a soccer field,

you'd be arrested for harming an endangered species?

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Apr 01 2022
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Scanning news articles when...

Me: It says here white rhinos are now on the endangered species list. Dad: Pretty sure that's by invitation only.

He then laughed for five minutes. Half an hour later, leaving from dinner...he remembered what he said. And laughed again.

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👤︎ u/theChristy
📅︎ Sep 12 2013
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Discussion of Right Whales in Diversity of Life class today

"Why are they called right whales"

"Because they all left?", I responded

For some background: Right whales are an endangered species and they are called right whales because they was the right whale to hunt.

EDIT: The reaction of my professor was her dropping her head in embarrassment with a smile. Some groans and laughter were had among the students

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👤︎ u/Racian
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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