Employee Thank You Puns

I do maintenance on overnights at a department store. We're able to get away with quite a lot of joking around thankfully so it really isn't all that bad

Anyways, it's about 6 or 6:30 in the morning. The daytime employees are just making their way in for the day. Suddenly, I'm paged over the system by the old guy I work with on maintenance

"MetalHeadCrow, where are you?"

I love working with the old guy. He's a great worker and we really get along good. So, I run to the nearest phone, pick it up, and page for the whole store to hear:

"I'm right here, where are you?"

I was happy with myself

EDIT: I'm using my iPod to post so not sure how this will look. Also added a few words

I replied "just giving them a taste, soon they'll be begging for us to HOOK them up"

After I said it, we both laughed for a few minutes and I knew I had to share it with you guys.

Thank you to the Disney employee that noticed my Reddit alien shirt last week and suggested r/dadjokes. I forgot how entertaining this group is :)

We're at our local Macy's near where they display their watches, and my Dad always loves new ones every year.

One of the employees came up and asked my dad if he needed any help..

My dad replies: "No thank you, we're just watching."

Employee: Hey, how are you guys? May I help you find anything?

GF: No, thank you. Just browsing for now..

Employee: Sure, no problem. My name's Sarah if you need anything.

Me: ..What's your name if we DON'T help?

Employee had a confused look. GF just rolled her eyes

After Thanksgiving dinner at Walmart looking for plunger

Dad: Where can we get a plunger?

Walmart Employee: Right this way!

Dad: Thank you! We had a big Thanksgiving meal.

Me: shakes head