A list of puns related to "Emmett Miller"
I really liked them both. Miller genuinely loved Bonnie so much and I liked how friendly Crawford was both to AK and Tegan. I wanted to punch Annalise in the face SO much when she accused Emmett of being responsible for Nate Sr. death, and even throwing in the race card, Jesus fucking Christ if I were Emmett I would've just left and never dealt with her again, and if I were Bonnie, honestly, I would've turned Nate in and saved Ron. I'm aware that Nate could've probably tell like, everything to the FBI if that would've happened, but idk, it all got so fucked up.
And he was innocent! Omg! It angers me so much it's stupid!
I was going to wait until show's end, I'm currently on 6x4, but I couldn't hold it anymore.
I honestly don't know what I'm expecting from this season, nor I know how I managed to get this far lmao (I've heard that something happens on ep 9 I'm afraid lol what else could happen at this point)
Why the fuck is Nate even still there after like, S2? He only served to the plot for the Nate Sr. storyline which I absolutely hated but other than that he's just... there.
Florida State vs. Florida
When: Saturday, November, 27, 12:00 PM Eastern
Where: Ben Hill Griffin Stadium - Gainesville, FL
Watch: ESPN
Odds: Florida by 2.5 pts.
Total Points: 59.0
All-Time Series - Sunshine Showdown: Florida State vs. Florida
Florida State and Florida have met 64 times since 11/22/1958.
These teams last met 725 days (~2 years) ago on 11/30/2019.
Series Wins: Florida State 26-2-36 Florida^^β
Longest streak of continuous meetings: 62 (1958-2019).
Florida has won the last 2 meetings (2018-2019) in this series.
Last 6 Meetings
Winner | Date | Location | Florida State | Florida | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Florida | 2019-11-30 | Gainesville, FL | 17 | 40 | |
Florida | 2018-11-24 | Tallahassee, FL | 14 | 41 | |
Florida State | 2017-11-25 | Gainesville, FL | 38 | 22 | |
Florida State | 2016-11-26 | Tallahassee, FL | 31 | 13 | |
Florida State | 2015-11-28 | Gainesville, FL | 27 | 2 | |
Florida State | 2014-11-29 | Tallahassee, FL | 24 | 19 |
^(Series Comparison Data via Winsipedia)
Through Week 12
Week | Florida State 5-6(4-4) | Result | Florida 5-6(2-6) | Result |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Notre Dame^^#6 10-1(0-0) | L 38-41 | FAU 5-6(3-4) | W 35-14 |
2 | Jacksonville State 5-6(0-2) | L 17-20 | USF 2-9(1-6) | W 42-20 |
3 | Wake Forest^^#21 9-2(6-2) | L 14-35 | Alabama^^#4 10-1(6-1) | L 29-31 |
4 | Louisville 6-5(4-4) | L 23-31 | Tennessee 6-5(3-4) | W 38-14 |
5 | Syracuse 5-6(2-5) | W 33-30 | Kentucky 8-3(5-3) | L 13-20 |
6 | North Carolina 6-5(4-4) | W 35-25 | Vanderbilt 2-9(0-7) | W 42-0 |
7 | BYE | N/A | LSU 5-6(2-5) | L 42-49 |
8 | UMass 1-10(1-2) | W 59-3 | BYE | N/A |
9 | Clemson^^#24 8-3(6-2) | L 20-30 | Georgia^^#1 11-0(8-0) | L 7-34 |
10 | NC State^^#25 8-3(5-2) | L 14-28 | South Carolina 6-5(3-5) | L 17-40 |
11 | Miami 6-5(4-3) | W 31-28 | Samford 4-7(3-5) | W 70-52 |
12 | [Boston College](#f/b |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
This was the best episode so far this season (but the bar is pretty low but still one of the better ones theyβve done). It had action, drama, and a good balance of all the characters while maintaining the main focus on the A story. I hope this writer writes more episodes.
My man Dean was victim to 3 death tropes.
I mean, total gonner. Even though he was never my fave, I will miss him and his dynamic with all the characters (RIP to my Dean/Maya BFFs wish). I wish they had just let him go off to California, but killing him does create a greater impact to all the characters. Weβll see if the writers follow through. RIP Dean Miller.
Vic has now had two important men in her life die unexpectedly. Vic is probably going to suffer from some guilt (even though it was not her fault) and Iβm hoping we finally see her grieve and do away from her belief that she has to hold everything inside and be strong. I had predicted that Dean dying would motivate Vic to take over Crisis One and have her realize she is capable of doing much more than she gives herself credit for and I hope thatβs what they do. Iβm really looking forward to Barrett taking this on and glad she has (hopefully) a story that has nothing to do with romance.
Speaking of that, I think she and Theo may break up (at least temporarily). The whole focus on βtheir anniversaryβ seemed like foreshadowing and I can totally see her breaking things off because she is scared to lose another person she loves.
Loved seeing Andy with Pru and how Andy was protective of her. I donβt think Andy will play any big role in Pruβs life because this was more about her revisiting her feelings about her own father and maybe even mother. I think that Andy is going to move into Deanβs boathouse. Her staying with him may have been just a set-up to have that be Andyβs new place (and they can still use the set). I am so over Station 23 and I hope that we get back to 19 full time sooner rather than later. Andy seems to have a few storylines happening or set up for this season so thatβs another reason I donβt think Pru will be mixed in with her.
Ben not being able to save Miller really got me and I do hope he and Bailey can keep Pru. He really didn't have much to do so all that praising from the cast was obvious trolling. His scenes were good but o
... keep reading on reddit β‘All surnames for the TD characters are based off the post here (links to the first three generations also there). So without further ado, hereβs the list. Feel free to let me know if you agree or disagree.
Total Drama:
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
In David's Emmett's recent post on Marquez's chances this weekend over on motomatters.com, he briefly mentions some of the crash statistics for this year:
>[Marquez] leads the 2021 crash statistics with 16 overall, one more than his teammate Pol Espargaro and two more than Tech3 KTM rider Iker Lecuona, despite having had two fewer rounds in which to rack up those crashes.
This got me thinking about who else has been crashing a lot, and for that matter, who stays on their bike. I've had a dig for some crash statistics but I can't find anything recent, and nothing for this year.
Besides Iker, Marc and Pol, my feeling is that Martin, Miller, Rins and Zarco are often on the deck. But we see fewer crashes from the likes of Quartararo, Bagnaia, Mir, Binder, and Petrucci.
Who do you think deserves special mention for their ability to stay on a bike? Or who seems to love the sweet embrace of a gravel trap?
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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