So I sent my intention to “loss” because it was the first thing that came into my mind. It took me to 14th st. I had a friend pass away on the 14th of January 6 years ago.

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I'm trying to decide between moving to a Philly suburb in PA, Philly suburb in NJ or Lehigh Valley. NJ has the highest taxes and i've heard people say it's got the best schools. Now that i'm actually looking though, that doesn't seem to be the case at all. Quick scan of schools in the area:

• Lenape High School - 68.46
• Cherokee High School - 65.17
• Eastern Regional High School - 77.21
• Sterling High school - 32.06
• Highland Regional High School - 46.04
• Gateway Regional High School - 40.86
• West Deptford High School - 53.64
• Haddon Heights High School - 48.35
• Haddonfield High School - 95.11
• Cherry Hill West High School - 66.3
• Maple Shade High School - 52.88
• Moorestown High School - 93.02
• Cinnaminson High School - 88.68

So only Haddonfield, Moorestown and Cinnaminson are really good. They're also both especially expensive compared to the other areas. Compared with Lehigh Valley

• Southern Lehigh Senior High School - 87.97
• Nazareth Area High School - 87.33
• Saucon Valley Senior High school - 87.05
• [Wilson Area High School - 8

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On Thursday, September 9th two of my friends lives were changed forever when a car crashed into their parents' vehicle, killing their mother and seriously injuring their father. Unfortunately, it was a hit and run accident and the car that hit them suffered low to minimal damage.

The accident happened on I-78 W near mile marker 58 which is the Emmaus Avenue exit. The car was then seen exiting at the Lehigh Street exit (mile marker 57) and going north on Lehigh Street, they seem to have obtained this picture near the Kia dealership on Lehigh Street.

If you are in the Allentown area and have any leads on a maroon Subaru that was involved in this accident, please contact Pennsylvania State Police. At this point, we are desperate for any leads. Thank you.

https://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-nws-i-78-fatal-accident-update-20210914-7avb44czebcddjt6ewxmfzqmhm-story.html

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

And now I’m cannelloni

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments