A list of puns related to "Ella Mills"
Stats for the most popular names for boys and girls came out recently in Norway and I thought I'd share! You'll find the names here and/or on the table below
Position | Boys | Girls |
---|---|---|
1 | Noah/Noa | Nora/Norah |
2 | Oskar/Oscar | Emma |
3 | Oliver | Sofie/Sophie |
4 | Lucas/Lukas | Olivia |
5 | Isak/Isac/Isaac | Ella |
6 | Aksel/Axel | Sofia/Sophia |
7 | Emil | Maja/Maya/Maia |
8 | Filip/Philip/Phillip/Fillip | Leah/Lea |
9 | Jakob/Jacob | Frida |
10 | William | Ingrid |
11 | Kasper/Casper/Kacper | Ada |
12 | Elias | Alma |
13 | Liam | Emilie |
14 | Magnus | Hedda |
15 | Tobias | Amalie |
16 | Henrik | Tiril |
17 | Theodor/Teodor | Selma |
18 | Johannes | Astrid/Astri |
19 | Ludvig/Ludvik | Iben |
20 | Mathias/Matias | Mia |
21 | Olav | Sara/Sarah/Zara |
22 | Victor/Viktor/Wiktor | Anna |
23 | Matheo | Eva |
24 | Sander | Vilde |
25 | Gustav | Hanna/Hannah |
26 | HΓ₯kon/Haakon | Ida |
27 | Adam | Thea |
28 | Jonas | Aurora |
29 | Ulrik | Tuva |
30 | Alfred | Ellinor |
31 | Benjamin | Amanda |
32 | Herman | Ellie |
33 | Mikkel | Lilly/Lily |
34 | Mohammad/Muhammed | Jenny |
35 | Alexander/Aleksander | Linnea/Linea |
36 | Theo/Teo | Mathilde/Matilde |
37 | Sebastian | Saga |
38 | Even | Hedvig |
39 | Leon | Sigrid |
40 | Johan | Marie |
41 | Felix | Live |
42 | Markus/Marcus | Mie |
43 | Adrian | Solveig |
44 | Odin | Amelia |
45 | Sverre | Julie |
46 | Iver | Mille |
47 | Vetle | Agnes |
48 | Leo | Hermine |
49 | Kristian/Christian | Victoria/Viktoria |
50 | Jens | Eline |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
LA DIVINA COMMEDIA
di Dante Alighieri
INFERNO
Inferno Β· Canto I
Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
chΓ© la diritta via era smarrita.
Ahi quanto a dir qual era Γ¨ cosa dura
esta selva selvaggia e aspra e forte
che nel pensier rinova la paura!
Tantβ Γ¨ amara che poco Γ¨ piΓΉ morte;
ma per trattar del ben chβiβ vi trovai,
dirΓ² de lβaltre cose chβiβ vβho scorte.
Io non so ben ridir comβ iβ vβintrai,
tantβ era pien di sonno a quel punto
che la verace via abbandonai.
Ma poi chβiβ fui al piΓ¨ dβun colle giunto,
lΓ dove terminava quella valle
che mβavea di paura il cor compunto,
guardai in alto e vidi le sue spalle
vestite giΓ deβ raggi del pianeta
che mena dritto altrui per ogne calle.
Allor fu la paura un poco queta,
che nel lago del cor mβera durata
la notte chβiβ passai con tanta pieta.
E come quei che con lena affannata,
uscito fuor del pelago a la riva,
si volge a lβacqua perigliosa e guata,
cosΓ¬ lβanimo mio, chβancor fuggiva,
si volse a retro a rimirar lo passo
che non lasciΓ² giΓ mai persona viva.
Poi chβΓ¨i posato un poco il corpo lasso,
ripresi via per la piaggia diserta,
sΓ¬ che βl piΓ¨ fermo sempre era βl piΓΉ basso.
Ed ecco, quasi al cominciar de lβerta,
una lonza leggera e presta molto,
che di pel macolato era coverta;
e non mi si partia dinanzi al volto,
anzi βmpediva tanto il mio cammino,
chβiβ fui per ritornar piΓΉ volte vΓ²lto.
Tempβ era dal principio del mattino,
e βl sol montava βn sΓΉ con quelle stelle
chβeran con lui quando lβamor divino
mosse di prima quelle cose belle;
sΓ¬ chβa bene sperar mβera cagione
di quella fiera a la gaetta pelle
lβora del tempo e la dolce stagione;
ma non sì che paura non mi desse
la vista che mβapparve dβun leone.
Questi parea che contra me venisse
con la testβ alta e con rabbiosa fame,
sΓ¬ che parea che lβaere ne tremesse.
Ed una lupa, che di tutte brame
sembiava carca ne la sua magrezza,
e molte genti fΓ© giΓ viver grame,
questa mi porse tanto di gravezza
con la paura chβuscia di sua vista,
chβio perdei la speranza de lβaltezza.
E qual Γ¨ quei che volontieri acquista,
e giugne βl tempo che perder lo face,
che βn tutti suoi pensier piange e sβattrista;
tal mi fece la bestia sanza pace,
che, venendomi βncontro, a poco a poco
mi ripigneva lΓ dove βl sol tace.
Mentre chβiβ rovinava in basso loco,
dinanzi a li occhi mi si fu offerto
chi per lungo silenzio parea fioco.
Quan
... keep reading on reddit β‘It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
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