On this day in 1929, the Loray Mill Strike began in Gastonia, North Carolina, leading to clashes between armed strikers, cops, and community members which caused the death of the chief of police and Ella May Wiggins, a strike leader and single mother of nine.
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Zapz _ Vision Sample Pack *inspired by Drake x Tory Lanez x Meek Mill x Ella Mai x Chris Brown etc mediafire.com/file/0vn8a6…
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Meek Mill x Ella Mai Type Beat | "All 4 U" youtube.com/watch?v=04pIh…
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[FREE] Meek Mill X Ella Mai Type Of Beat - Tyson 92 - Lime youtube.com/watch?v=Wnw3Z…
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The Most Popular Names in Norway 2021

Stats for the most popular names for boys and girls came out recently in Norway and I thought I'd share! You'll find the names here and/or on the table below

Position Boys Girls
1 Noah/Noa Nora/Norah
2 Oskar/Oscar Emma
3 Oliver Sofie/Sophie
4 Lucas/Lukas Olivia
5 Isak/Isac/Isaac Ella
6 Aksel/Axel Sofia/Sophia
7 Emil Maja/Maya/Maia
8 Filip/Philip/Phillip/Fillip Leah/Lea
9 Jakob/Jacob Frida
10 William Ingrid
11 Kasper/Casper/Kacper Ada
12 Elias Alma
13 Liam Emilie
14 Magnus Hedda
15 Tobias Amalie
16 Henrik Tiril
17 Theodor/Teodor Selma
18 Johannes Astrid/Astri
19 Ludvig/Ludvik Iben
20 Mathias/Matias Mia
21 Olav Sara/Sarah/Zara
22 Victor/Viktor/Wiktor Anna
23 Matheo Eva
24 Sander Vilde
25 Gustav Hanna/Hannah
26 HΓ₯kon/Haakon Ida
27 Adam Thea
28 Jonas Aurora
29 Ulrik Tuva
30 Alfred Ellinor
31 Benjamin Amanda
32 Herman Ellie
33 Mikkel Lilly/Lily
34 Mohammad/Muhammed Jenny
35 Alexander/Aleksander Linnea/Linea
36 Theo/Teo Mathilde/Matilde
37 Sebastian Saga
38 Even Hedvig
39 Leon Sigrid
40 Johan Marie
41 Felix Live
42 Markus/Marcus Mie
43 Adrian Solveig
44 Odin Amelia
45 Sverre Julie
46 Iver Mille
47 Vetle Agnes
48 Leo Hermine
49 Kristian/Christian Victoria/Viktoria
50 Jens Eline
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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LA DIVINA COMMEDIA

LA DIVINA COMMEDIA

di Dante Alighieri

INFERNO

Inferno Β· Canto I

Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita

mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,

chΓ© la diritta via era smarrita.

Ahi quanto a dir qual era Γ¨ cosa dura

esta selva selvaggia e aspra e forte

che nel pensier rinova la paura!

Tant’ Γ¨ amara che poco Γ¨ piΓΉ morte;

ma per trattar del ben ch’i’ vi trovai,

dirΓ² de l’altre cose ch’i’ v’ho scorte.

Io non so ben ridir com’ i’ v’intrai,

tant’ era pien di sonno a quel punto

che la verace via abbandonai.

Ma poi ch’i’ fui al piΓ¨ d’un colle giunto,

lΓ  dove terminava quella valle

che m’avea di paura il cor compunto,

guardai in alto e vidi le sue spalle

vestite giΓ  de’ raggi del pianeta

che mena dritto altrui per ogne calle.

Allor fu la paura un poco queta,

che nel lago del cor m’era durata

la notte ch’i’ passai con tanta pieta.

E come quei che con lena affannata,

uscito fuor del pelago a la riva,

si volge a l’acqua perigliosa e guata,

cosΓ¬ l’animo mio, ch’ancor fuggiva,

si volse a retro a rimirar lo passo

che non lasciΓ² giΓ  mai persona viva.

Poi ch’èi posato un poco il corpo lasso,

ripresi via per la piaggia diserta,

sΓ¬ che ’l piΓ¨ fermo sempre era ’l piΓΉ basso.

Ed ecco, quasi al cominciar de l’erta,

una lonza leggera e presta molto,

che di pel macolato era coverta;

e non mi si partia dinanzi al volto,

anzi ’mpediva tanto il mio cammino,

ch’i’ fui per ritornar piΓΉ volte vΓ²lto.

Temp’ era dal principio del mattino,

e ’l sol montava ’n sΓΉ con quelle stelle

ch’eran con lui quando l’amor divino

mosse di prima quelle cose belle;

sΓ¬ ch’a bene sperar m’era cagione

di quella fiera a la gaetta pelle

l’ora del tempo e la dolce stagione;

ma non sì che paura non mi desse

la vista che m’apparve d’un leone.

Questi parea che contra me venisse

con la test’ alta e con rabbiosa fame,

sΓ¬ che parea che l’aere ne tremesse.

Ed una lupa, che di tutte brame

sembiava carca ne la sua magrezza,

e molte genti fΓ© giΓ  viver grame,

questa mi porse tanto di gravezza

con la paura ch’uscia di sua vista,

ch’io perdei la speranza de l’altezza.

E qual Γ¨ quei che volontieri acquista,

e giugne ’l tempo che perder lo face,

che ’n tutti suoi pensier piange e s’attrista;

tal mi fece la bestia sanza pace,

che, venendomi ’ncontro, a poco a poco

mi ripigneva lΓ  dove ’l sol tace.

Mentre ch’i’ rovinava in basso loco,

dinanzi a li occhi mi si fu offerto

chi per lungo silenzio parea fioco.

Quan

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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