A list of puns related to "Elizabeth Janeway"
I've always thought that Voyager was a disappointing show, mostly because the premise had a lot of potential that was quickly abandoned. I know UPN wanted an episodic format that people could jump into at any point, but the series really would have benefitted from being more serialized.
Compared with TOS, TNG, and DS9, I think the characters on VOY were less compelling. One thing I've been thinking about lately is how much more interesting the show might have been if the captain were Shelby rather than Janeway. I don't know if Elizabeth Dennehy was ever considered or approached about starring in Voyager, but consider the following.
Shelby was prominently featured in The Best of Both Worlds, one of, if not *the* most well-known/popular episodes in TNG's 7-year run. So, from a name ID perspective, she would be a logical choice.
I know a lot of fans may not have liked her, but she was written to rub people the wrong way and then slowly grow on you. I think seeing her journey from BOBW to captain of Voyager would have made for a compelling narrative. My idea would be to have her be the first officer of Voyager in the pilot. Then, when the ship gets pulled into the Delta Quadrant, the captain is killed and she is forced to assume command. This would be a huge character-defining moment because she's always wanted the captain's chair, but not like this. I think it would be an amazing way to pull the audience in and get them to root for her, whether or not they liked her initially.
Also, she's one of the Federation's foremost experts on the Borg. So having someone like her in charge makes it way more believable that a Starfleet vessel all by itself in the Delta quadrant would be able encounter the Borg and survive.
Just a few thoughts. What do you guys think?
I really enjoyed the What If series from Marvel, and I was thinking just now about what some good What If Scenarios would be in the Star Trek Universe. Obviously we've seen some of these with alternate timelines and resets, like What If the Xindi attack was successful (ENT: Twilight), or What If the Borg took over Earth (First Contact), but I think there could be other fun stories out there across all of Trek. Here are a few thoughts...
What if Janeway and Chakotay fell in love (maybe on that planet they were stuck on together?)
What if Elizabeth survived (T'Pol & Trip's engineered baby)?
What if the Pah Wraiths were the good guys and the Prophets were the bad guys?
I think Paramount should do this. It would be awesome.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Please find the list below:
Strategic Management: Value Creation, Sustainability, and Performance, 4th Edition: Page West
Using and Understanding Mathematics, 6th Edition: Jeffrey O. Bennett
Seeing Through Statistics, 4th Edition: Jessica M. Utts
A Problem Solving Approach to Mathematics for Elementary School Teachers, 12th Edition: Rick Billstein
An Introduction to the Human Services, 8th Edition: Marianne R. Woodside
Sustaining the Earth, 11th Edition: G. Tyler Miller
Essentials of Environmental Science, 2nd Edition: Andrew Friedland
In Mixed Company: Communicating in Small Groups, 9th Edition: J. Dan Rothwell
Food and Culture, 7th Edition: Kathryn P. Sucher
Introduction to Marine Biology, 4th Edition: George Karleskint
The Practice of Social Research, 14th Edition: Earl R. Babbie
Sociology: The Essentials, 9th Edition: Margaret L. Andersen
Race and Ethnic Relations: American and Global Perspectives, 10th Edition: Martin N. Marger
The Developing Person Through the Life Span, 10th Edition: Kathleen Stassen Berger
Business Analytics, 2nd Edition: James R. Evans
Illustrated Microsoft Office 365 & Office 2016: Introductory, 1st Edition: David W. Beskeen
Understanding Financial Statements, 11th Edition: Lyn M. Fraser
Leadership: Research Findings, Practice, and Skills, 8th Edition: Andrew J. DuBrin
Leadership: Enhancing the Lessons of Experience, 8th Edition: Richard Hughes
Medical Language Accelerated, 1st Edition: Steven Jones
Intercultural Communication: A Contextual Approach, 7th Edition: James W. Neuliep
Wrightsman's Psychology and the Legal System, 8th Edition: Edith Greene
Language Development, 5th Edition: Erika Hoff
Family Therapy: An Overview, 9th Edition: Irene Goldenberg
Cultural Diversity in Health and Illness, 9th Edition: Rachel E. Spector
Medical Terminology for Health Professions, 8
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
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